1). Only God that can break the relationship between Suya and Newspaper.

2). Smoking weed before going to work is dangerous, I nearly sacked my boss.

3). "Increasing the volume may damage ur ear �".
Nigerians go still press "Okay�". My country.

4). The way ladies with gap teeth apologize is somehow funny, they will be like BABY AM THO THORRY.

5). There is no different between BRA and BAR. once the two opened like this ?. Men go craze immediately.

6). No one is so humble like somebody who want to collect credit � . They will be like NO NO NO Answer all ur customers first am not in hurry..

7). This life wey we dey so,Na only money get the right to tell me say "you'll regret losing me". No� be u my dear.
Hope I'm communicating.

. Every where just dry I fill like killing myself and run away.

9). All these rich people children wey dey fall in love with poor people and change their lives, una never see me ni? Abeg nauu.

10). Slim ladies plz always put some heavy stones in ur bag becoz nowadays the wind�️ is crazy oo.

11). My sister Big bum bum with ugly face is like public holiday on Saturday.. it is a waste. Wisdom will not k!ll me

12). U can just be catching cruise on ur status and someone will be like" I can never marry this kind of person".
Ode, who wants to marry u before.

13). I fainted 5 times when a Yoruba boy told me that his my friend on Bluetooth.

14). BARCELONA Women's team can beat MAN UNITED Men's team, even if they are all pregnant.
No be me talk am oo, it's ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC.. I only have the proof

15). Conversation between me and my friend;
MY FRIEND: Hafa guy, my mom said make u dey go house say we won eat.
ME: Tell ur mom say na the food � gangan I dey wait for since.
HAR KHAN DEY.

16). Inside KETU traffic just now, a guy walked up to a lady pressing phone beside window inside danfo to warn her like "sister keep ur phone before I snatch it and run oo�".
And someone in my bus� legit said "Na this kind thief we want in LAGOS, this one get home training".
Come see laughing.

17). If you are arguing with your girl friend and says listen to me young man. Just no she have a sugar daddy.

18). Plz ugly girls should not be doing nurse��‍⚕️ again. We can't be afraid of ur injection �At same time still afraid of ur face.

19). Nigeria is a confused place, Even the weather in Nigeria is confused.

3: 30 the sun is very hot☀️
3 : 31 the rain is falling �️
3: 32 the sun is shinning �️ again can u imagine.

20). Every family is blessed with a lazy dude called last born. I'm one of them but hardworking.

Happy Weekend my people.