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Meat by busybody20: 7:47am On Aug 24, 2011
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sweden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America, we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaaah in Sweden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it." grin
Re: Meat by Nobody: 10:41am On Aug 24, 2011
Re: Meat by ice234: 9:49pm On Aug 24, 2011
Is this real a joke!!! Dontt get it

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