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Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 5:44pm On Aug 24, 2011
Just doing the #2 in my comfortable bathroom and mehn that thing was too damn hard to come out of my shit-hole and I began to wonder what it is like giving birth pushing the head out especially heads like 190,Mr. Cork, MMM and co? Hmm now I salute all the mommas in the building. . Ouch my - - - really hurt
Re: Standing Ovation. by obowunmi(m): 5:51pm On Aug 24, 2011
REALITY101:

Just doing the #2 in my comfortable bathroom and mehn that thing was too damn hard to come out of my poo-hole and I began to wonder what it is like giving birth pushing the head out especially heads like 190,Mr. Cork, MMM and co? Hmm now I salute all the mommas in the building. . Ouch my - - - really hurt

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Re: Standing Ovation. by MrCork17: 5:51pm On Aug 24, 2011
REALITY101:

Just doing the #2 in my comfortable bathroom and mehn that thing was too damn hard to come out of my poo-hole and I began to wonder what it is like giving birth pushing the head out especially heads like 190,Mr. Cork, MMM and co? Hmm now I salute all the mommas in the building. . Ouch my - - - really hurt

REALITY101 .  you gayy donkey. aint you gots hairdresser to go to? undecided
Re: Standing Ovation. by Goldieluks: 5:53pm On Aug 24, 2011
Reality kindly throw ur phone into the toilet,so that we won't read another shittty post from you, cheesy cheesy tongue
cheers, Mr cork kindly follow suit. angry angry
Re: Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 5:55pm On Aug 24, 2011
kinda g@y [as hell actually] when a guy fantasizes about other guys coming out of his azz. shiiit or no shiiit. funny post tho. but kinda homo bro lol!
Re: Standing Ovation. by MrCork17: 5:55pm On Aug 24, 2011
Goldieluks.  sweeery can  we corkykunate  before christmas? tongue
Re: Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 6:03pm On Aug 24, 2011
@REALITY , werent you calling us kids for discussing a certain topic in sexuality? This is pretty graphic Id say! grin
Re: Standing Ovation. by obowunmi(m): 6:08pm On Aug 24, 2011
@ OP: this is a serious medical issue. You need to change your diet and eat more fiber. You also need to drink more water and stay away from suggary drinks --- this will help improve your bowel movement.

This topic should be in the health section. angry angry angry angry
Re: Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 6:23pm On Aug 24, 2011
ROFLMAO yes I got them. Yo guys keep it flowing.

@Mzd kindly take your seriousness to the mars. Thank u
Re: Standing Ovation. by Goldieluks: 6:25pm On Aug 24, 2011
REALITY101:

ROFLMAO yes I got them. Yo guys keep it flowing.

@Mzd kindly take your seriousness to the mars. Thank u

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Re: Standing Ovation. by Excelboi(m): 6:27pm On Aug 24, 2011
^^ so what's the moral of ur topic Oga Ade,huh? I get it
Re: Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 6:30pm On Aug 24, 2011
Thanks for getting my shit
Re: Standing Ovation. by Excelboi(m): 7:35pm On Aug 24, 2011
^^ @$$ ho¿£
Re: Standing Ovation. by 190smh: 7:40pm On Aug 24, 2011
Reality may you remain in that room for another 3 days doing nothing but pushing angry angry
Re: Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 7:44pm On Aug 24, 2011
embarassed
Re: Standing Ovation. by 190smh: 7:44pm On Aug 24, 2011
angry angry
Re: Standing Ovation. by iyatrustee(f): 7:45pm On Aug 24, 2011
Na so ur head big reach dat it wld take 3days to push u outta the poo box? shocked shocked
Re: Standing Ovation. by ronkebp(f): 7:50pm On Aug 24, 2011
Kai!!!!! we do not need to know how you are pushing out 'stones',
Re: Standing Ovation. by MMM3(m): 7:52pm On Aug 24, 2011
Reality101

U should be in prison serving ur jail terms 4 rap-ing a boy of 3yrs in d name of G-AY  angryangryangry
Re: Standing Ovation. by Cuddlemii: 7:53pm On Aug 24, 2011
Aunty Fickles pickles be doing wonders in people's lives. Ever since Reality has been nursing his love below for that married woman, he has been in puberty mode.
Re: Standing Ovation. by Russialane(m): 8:05pm On Aug 24, 2011
shit head
Re: Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 8:13pm On Aug 24, 2011
Big head guys are vexing
Re: Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 8:23pm On Aug 24, 2011
REALITY101:

ROFLMAO yes I got them. Yo guys keep it flowing.

@Mzd kindly take your seriousness to the mars. Thank u

gawdemit!!! sharrup there! before I put laxatives in your egusi soup & make you have a shiittty day!  angry angry


Goldieluks:

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Re: Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 8:34pm On Aug 24, 2011
Mzd can I banng you on my birthday? Just one night stand
Re: Standing Ovation. by Nobody: 8:40pm On Aug 24, 2011
REALITY101:

Mzd can I banng you on my birthday? Just one night stand

you must REALLY hate me. undecided undecided

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