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Specialist Door Posts by Brisingr(m): 4:12am On Aug 26, 2011
Sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Let us pick your nose."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry.
Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At the entrance to a sperm bank: "The customer always comes first"

At the exit of the same bank: "Thank you for coming, please come again
Re: Specialist Door Posts by kinguy(m): 6:14am On Aug 26, 2011
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Re: Specialist Door Posts by jokingmary(m): 11:54am On Aug 26, 2011
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Re: Specialist Door Posts by kayalla(f): 2:22pm On Aug 26, 2011
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