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Cool Cllections. by tonyfred(m): 8:48am On Aug 29, 2011 |
Dad; what's ur result? Son; i've failed in 5 subjects. Dad; from now onwards don't call me "DAD". Son; oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test, A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine, My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler & said: “At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot” I still don’t get why I got rusticated. I only asked him, “Which End Sir?” With a pile of 300 resumes on his desk and a need to pick someone quickly, my boss told me to make calls on the bottom 50 and toss the rest. "Throw away 250 resumes?" I asked, shocked. "What if the best candidates are in there?" "You have a point," he said. "But then again, I don't need people with bad luck here." |
Re: Cool Cllections. by tonyfred(m): 8:55am On Aug 29, 2011 |
Today I Saved a Life . . How?? , I Asked a Begger 'what will u do if I'll give u a thousand dollars? He Said 'I'll die with happiness' So I didn't gave him. |
Re: Cool Cllections. by tonyfred(m): 9:02am On Aug 29, 2011 |
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions. The husband turned to his wife and said, 'Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time'. She said 'Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis. |
Re: Cool Cllections. by mikuz(m): 5:46pm On Aug 29, 2011 |
*thread booted* |
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