Husband: I bought Olympic condoms today and I think I will use the Golden one tonight.
Wife: Oh no, why not rather the silver one, so that you can come second for a change.

Husband had two photos taken, for his Elderly mother a photo from the navel up and for his wife a photo from the navel down. However he accidentally mixed the photos up when placing them in the envelopes and he send the photo ‘navel down’ to Mommy. She replied: ”Thank you for the photo my son, but Mom suggests you change your hair style as it makes your nose look very short.“

Wife stands infront of her mirror and said to her husband: ”I am fat, old and no longer pretty. I am wrinkled and my breasts hang, Give me a compliment“ when he replied:
“Your eyesight is still excellent though!“

What sort of confusion is this?

l too dont understand!

senseless jokes
but i like the one of the olympic condom. The wife confess

Nonsence

opens door gently, sees joke, gets angry, and hisses loudly,

bangs the door and goes out

*Doz d same xcept he shoots poster b4 bangin door*