After a gud football leason @ d theatre of dreams. Arsene wenger dicided to enter the transfer market.
Wenger: we need just 1 more young (kid) midfielders to get a perfect team.
PA: boss, maybe more xperienced ones.
Wenger: dnt worry am d guru, odas r d maga.
PA: boss, u forgot ur cheque booklet.
Wenger: dnt worry, i have enuf cash in my wallet.
PA: wallet
Wenger: u forgot i just bought 3 great players for a total of 17mill.
PA: murmurs (na waooo)

wenger meets renne for the player:
Renne: welcome o, oga. D commodity na 30 mill ooo.
Wenger: habar nah, u no sell 6mill?
Renne: u wan thief am?
Wenger: ok, (brings out his wallet), take 5mill, i go balance u 10 mill, if d guy win title wit us.
Renne: hehehehe. Wise man, shee na after six yrs u wan use us gamble? Olorun maje,
Hehehehe

Lmao. Wetin wenger do una nah

You try sha.

Nice one @poster
Wenger even the change pounds to Zimbabwe dollar for the money to plenty for footballers eyes

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Lol. He knows he would never win a title at least for the next six years

Wenger meets chelsea,

Wenger: london big brodas hw far?
Chelsea: wenger d cunny man, wetin cari u come?
Wenger: una remember last sunday? Dat tin na disgrace frm manchester to london as a whole,
Chelsea: go straight to the point.
Wenger: ok, ur broda is in need, any abandoned player can do. We can even pay (brings out his wallet),
Chelsea: no wori, we can give u benayoun for loan, so dat u will have transport back,
Wenger: thnk u ooo, big brodas


hehehe

Wenger meets chelsea,

Wenger: london big brodas hw far?
Chelsea: wenger d cunny man, wetin cari u come?
Wenger: una remember last sunday? Dat tin na disgrace frm manchester to london as a whole,
Chelsea: go straight to the point.
Wenger: ok, ur broda is in need, any abandoned player can do. We can even pay (brings out his wallet),
Chelsea: no wori, we can give u benayoun for loan, so dat u will have transport back,
Wenger: thnk u ooo, big brodas


hehehe

Wenger meets chelsea,

Wenger: london big brodas hw far?
Chelsea: wenger d cunny man, wetin cari u come?
Wenger: una remember last sunday? Dat tin na disgrace frm manchester to london as a whole,
Chelsea: go straight to the point.
Wenger: ok, ur broda is in need, any abandoned player can do. We can even pay (brings out his wallet),
Chelsea: no wori, we can give u benayoun for loan, so dat u will have transport back,
Wenger: thnk u ooo, big brodas


hehehe

It's not his fault that his team lost

Funky lol! Nice one!

Looooool. E no good oo.
Eyah! So makus is a goner!

lmao