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Grounded Lawyers! by Emmyk(m): 7:13am On Sep 01, 2011
A man was walking along a path when he saw an empty bottle,on pickn it up. He saw a genie.they conversed thus:
Genie: I'll grant you any of your 3 wishes. List them,but be warned,whatever u wish,all the lawyers around the whole world gets a double of it.
Man: No problem. First, I want a ferarri car
{poohh. D ferarri appeared}. Secondly, I want $1million. {poohh.d million dolla appeared.
Genie: I hope u knw dat al d lawyers now av $2million each?
Man: No qualms. As lng as I got mine. My last wish is: YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS BEEN WANTING TO DONATE ONE OF MY KIDNEYs. . . . .
Re: Grounded Lawyers! by ice234: 6:08am On Sep 02, 2011
Was this funny
Re: Grounded Lawyers! by yinkalink(f): 6:20am On Sep 02, 2011
Yes its funny. @ OP,seen it b4 but its still good
Re: Grounded Lawyers! by Emmyk(m): 3:55pm On Sep 02, 2011
ice234:

Was this funny
dont know how you feel. Sure you're moody! It sucks,right?
Re: Grounded Lawyers! by EfemenaXY: 8:57pm On Sep 04, 2011
an old joke but still classy

thanks for sharing @poster smiley
Re: Grounded Lawyers! by Emmyk(m): 11:30am On Sep 23, 2013
Efemena_xy: an old joke but still classy

thanks for sharing @poster smiley
your welcome cheesy

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