My trip to Lagos
A worthile experience as a first timer.
Receip to read this post: a popcorn to while away time
A handkerchief to wipe away tears and Carter that do be running through your nose and
most of it all, a quiet place to sit so that people won't think you are becoming technically in's'ane when you start laughing like a strategically in's'ane, Lagosian���
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As a young man who grew in a slightly densed populated area, I've always heard the story of Lagos.
'An over populated environment where you have to be technically sharp and strategically m'a'd to cope in the city' and as a first timer, I was fully prepared to either be beated or be beaten.
Anyhow it comes, I know I'm at the receiving end so do not expect me to beat someone ���

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I don't know whether I slept the previous night but I'm pretty sure I slept not less than an hour as I was thinking of my first trip to Lagos.
By 6:00am, I was already at the park to board the first bus that will be taking off for me not to arrive late.
I must confess my journey from Okene to Lagos was extremely smooth if not for the fact that I red over 500 banners and signposts looking back and forth, left and right like a lost fowl looking for a place to lay her first egg while others were either busy sleeping or buying this and that on the road. ����


Oh! Least I forget, From my childhood, my desire and hope has always been to sit with a beautiful, nice looking, boosty, sweet, dazzling, back and fronted curvey woman with a little touch of yellowsm and a dimple to complement my stress anytime I look at her throughout our journey. I mean the joy of every man lies in the bossom of a woman well packaged by the most high with BB & Y'NSH (I guess u know what I mean)
������� and I'm not an exception my brother ���
I take front seat for that one���.
But guess what?
I was fortunate enough.
I mean, I shared my precious seat with an old man��.

Imagine the pain���
Imagine the traumer���
Imagine the dissapoint ���
I mean how do I comfort my self when I'm tired mana?

How do I stylishly raise my shoulder to brush the the expected area when the gods call her to sleep?������

How do I stylishly dose off just to lean my head on her bossom shoulder? ���

I'm heartbroken but who do I run or cry to?
"Hey old man, if you no comot from my side now na punch I go use design your already expired destiny this very second��
abi u see me for your dream? Even if the gods wan punish me na u them go use? ��"

I no tell the man Sha
Na for my mind I construct the sentence to calm myself down ���

And I say to myself:
Aluta continuaaa! Victoria go skatttaa! We meuve���

By 5:30pm, I was already in lagos.
The bus driver dropped me at a fueling station in agege very close to the popular Kogi park in Udu magoro. (I don't know whether I spelt the place correct but I no say I try for the spelling�)
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I started studying the area to know whether I was in lagos but I was extremely disapointed and already nursing the thought of whether I was in Lagos or perhaps the Driver dropped me somewhere else until I saw a young man roughy dressed with a bottle of drink in his back pocket singing and talking to himself while walking stergerdlly along the main raod.

I was studying the man when I heard a shout. (Yes this people are quarreling I said to myself). As surprised as I was, I looked around but never saw anyone.
Until I looked down and saw one dwarf proofusly struggling with someone 10fit taller than him. I mean what the heck? this is 10 raise to power zero��
What If this my brother taos this my dwarf brother like bread and use energy drink finish work untop his head?
But, as the saying goes, when two Yoruba men are quarreling, they can shout, off cap, off shirt, run back and forth, but Guess what? One blow no go comot��

But then, I said to myself “sidiq, welcome to Lagos" ���
To be continued......

Sidiq fit kee pesin 4 Here na na Oh!!!