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They Attacked Me!!!!! by RVLTN: 9:16pm On Dec 24, 2022
Please thank God with me!

They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the room towards me; as I got up, I remembered the scripture that says 'He has not given us the spirit of fear...'. As one of them came at me to attack, I had no choice but to defend myself. I quickly struck! The second one also flew at me. I couldn't believe what was happening. My neighbours heard the chaotic sound that was emerging from my room and were wondering what was wrong. I eventually hit the second one too; my hands were stained with blood.They lay still so I wondered if they were still alive, but when I looked at them on the floor, I found out one was still moving, I struck again & this time I hit harder in anger. That's how I killed the two giant mosquitoes that attempted to suck my blood o! ���

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Re: They Attacked Me!!!!! by Nobody: 9:43pm On Dec 24, 2022
Na sweet words like this fraudsters dey take scam people.Na so you go collect money come japa.

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Re: They Attacked Me!!!!! by lifenija: 11:52pm On Dec 24, 2022
With ur cheap data scam.

No go do big scam dey waste ur life for 300 naira, mumu

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Re: They Attacked Me!!!!! by nothingspoil70: 12:09am On Dec 25, 2022
Bros go and change your weed supplier quickly. E get why

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