@rapsody

bet u jus enjoying the show

@gonkin

duh!!,whats up wit u dude? please de-cipher.

nice thread,  new to nairaland

@ Hybrid
looks like ur the man, so here goes

niggaz wanna tes Malthuss to a contess
I fuk u up and leave u wit a speech impediment
makin u say yunction when u mean junction
like a calabar man with bad pronounciation
Malthuss, the king of this rap battle station.

thats just to get me warmed up

Sons! men ain't equal
not where I come from

I says u perpetrate a crime
showin up in ur babie prime

U babie clowns/ma babies nine
puts more holes/in ur babie spine

now take that tra tra tra taa
u fall flat /wit ur babie line

need I say more
next time/be wise to attend ma rap class

COS u wacks/gon need more than luck
to graduate like kanye to da next class.


@HYbrid - X
Kind of rusty sha but, I hope I try small

@ eeeMCs
Keep doin ur tin.Nice work from many of YAH.

@hybrid
u r just some f**ked up personality seriously,tellin me i need 2 make my lines shorter,wat do u know about bursting sixteen,u r not even an emcee 2 start wit or a recording artiste,this is battle so i throw u some lines dat ache u n u r sayin shit bout my rhymes,wat do u mean by "u r officially not in"?wats my bizness about bein in or not as if am gonna gain anything by battlin u.Someone i dont even know,this is how hip hop lyrics is,u spit verses dat anybody even a primary six dude would see n relate wit whether it is diss verse or chic game verse, ur lines only appeal 2 a few n man if u were a recording artiste,man u would do so badly only ur family relatives would buy ur copies.u think it is by sittin ur bony arse down n typin on nairaland dat makes u hot,grab mic,i lace beat,lets do it vocally but man i still dey,i dont need ur compliments 2 know am a thorn in ur flesh,keep whoopin ur butt boy n kip givin props 2 dem other dudes,dey deceive urself,xcept the outside world tells me am not good then i would chillato but if its from u, file!!

Lol!

A sick ass lyricist, diagnosed with a battlerap syndrome
ma flow so ill they need ten bone marrow donors.

when i spit ma ill shit, u duck down or get hit
unfortunate bystanders catch lyricvitis

I decapitate your rhymes, concatenate your rhymes
re-decapitate your rhymes just to show u i can

Malthuss the last spit fire emcee standin'
I rebuke u in the name of Jesus for bitin'
ma rhyme style commands respect and draws admirers
from high priests to bishops to sultans to emirs

the shit that i spit on this thread is copyrighted
protected by  the sword of a grim ripper
wack emcees step back or i ma have to gun clap
and let  lyrics fly like shrapnels from ma bomb blast



Malthussian Theory - Holla

@ heyo

take it easy man.what can i say? NOTHING lol


@kgoddie

nice one,u creative with words plus nice punchline

YOU OFFICIALLY IN

@Malthuss
kool flows,see u got action,lets see u put it into battle
"Malthuss, the king of this rap battle station."

YOU OFFICIALLY IN

SO FAR SO GOOD WE GOT FIVE (5) EMCEES FOR THE RAP BATTLE TEGGED "WORD WAR 1" NEED THREE (3) MORE EMCESS. . . .

LIST OF QUALIFIED EMCESS FOR THE BATTLE

Wordsmith
nasara
oraclefemi
kgoddie
Malthuss

KEEP IT COMING PEEPS . . . . .ENTRY CLOSES BY TUESDAY(25TH OF SEPTEMBER '07)

like denzel am a man on fire/still cant quit on this rap saga
ur nines b full of blank bullets/my lines b like hiv neva miss targets
like d 10 commandments am not 2 b broken/i bring heat 2 ya like dat of d oven
i bring more smokes than d chimney/haters dont test am inflammatory

i gat more cases than the court/u suck more d**ks than a slut
u think u gat luck/u cd b da door but i gat d keyz 2 ur lock
like rocky knock u out pound 4 pound/till ur smeagle lookin face hits d ground
u need 2 step up/ur "in ma hood" lines were f**ked up
i shine wit no jewellery/u r similar 2 a lingerie


hey man would b back, need 2 go sex ma chick,n hey i dont give a shitt bout wat u gon say this tyme,dem other dudes b killin u,oh shitt(chic grabs ma d**k) gatta go

@ my dear hybrid - x : no hard feelins ma , i feel u

mine mine mine
gat hybrid x screamin why why why
dont cry, u aint modenine,
just like i profesize ,
am already woopin ur asss
this aint ur office man beta clean ur eyes
u rappin wit already made flows
but we still hittin u wit titely baked fofos
theres no where to hide boy so beta stop screamin o no
u see u ladies man cos they use u for a fucking Love Machine
but we are gangstas cos we gat the fucking mo's
so bro, tk ur s*it asss and go

@ obedz

homes,u spitting venom . . . . .man . . . .

kool

"YOU OFFICIALLY IN "

welcome to the battle arena . . .am r get back to ya

Now, this doesn't sound fair to me. How the schmuck will obedz be in the battle tourney and heyo ain't? Hybrid let's face it, heyo spits real sick and is far better than obedz. I mean, that rhyme by obedz up there was damn too wack for him to be even considered not to even talk of admitted into the tourney. Forget the beef and ish, heyo's good. He may not structure bars like i do or you, but he sure as hell rhymes and is sick with it.

^{ooo jst gat back 4rm skool}

Double o's sizzlin hot beefin not still gat shot

Shit happens,

UN-OFFICIALLY OUT KO
OFFICIALLY OUT NI

hybrid x i saw your many comical posts on your thread (it's your thread)

Mayb i should jst leave this thread because so many haterz like bunches of sauerkraut/
on a second thought u n't in d position to tell who's in or out/
u re nt in the position 2 tell me what am about/
i remain same north east west nd south/
like time bombs i'll b gettin those hatterz all blownout(Thrownout)
leavin their arse as black as Newgate's knocker//
ask about me d only treasure in Davy Jones Locker/
wit those several talks u luk more of a stalker like u be nxt johnny walker/

@ first a dude tryin to disrespect a brother/ i didn't bother jst gat 2 move along wit d others/nd then u tryin to play a judge nd get round of applause when u knw u're involved in d same ol course (Waits) real g's know ma lyrics causes chaos / we done being lyricist we endorsed rap saviours fake mc's ar like drunks or sumtin close like neighbours or dn't tell me u're just another real jerk from lagos.

bullshitter like bad guys getn killed in symphon filter u'r no betta dan a boy 16 who's still a bed wetter been through many betta days, stormy n bad weather. ma flows like rifle been known for bringin d game bck got peeps like disciple sayin we so gald u came back . Nt to disappoint because if this was a scoreboard i'll definately be pullin more points.


Hey Hybrid-x Dn't mean to be rude. Idg a F**k about your Hood.


@wordsmith
Thx 4 pointin that out.

@All others
You' re doing gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

Who Wanna Battle Hybrid-x?  CURRENT RATING

Wordsmith          

it's either you gasp for air, or u cease your breath/
either u beg for mercy or u plead for death/

i hold my piece, while you hold your peace/

Heyo       

i unceremoniously decapitate u,u cd call me the angel of death/

even if u were xray,u can't c through me

Hybrid-x       

xplicitly kick your ass like nin-jitsu

my flows run tru your street like lite poles

kgoddie       

Malthuss       

A sick ass lyricist, diagnosed with a battlerap syndrome

Theffanyi     


Oracle femi     


Bricklayer     


Obedz   

Sauce kid   

Nasara







^{Comment: Please dn't hate that's what i think. criticize me if u want to bt u all gat gameee nd i can't help bt feel ya}

Wordsmith:

Now, this doesn't sound fair to me. How the schmuck will obedz be in the battle tourney and heyo ain't? Hybrid let's face it, heyo spits real sick and is far better than obedz. I mean, that rhyme by obedz up there was damn too wack for him to be even considered not to even talk of admitted into the tourney. Forget the beef and ish, heyo's good. He may not structure bars like i do or you, but he sure as hell rhymes and is sick with it.

you shld hav realiz'd earlier. dude calls on pple who give him tha slightest props.

@hybrid_x
how about this ?

mummy is here, but daddy's goin there
since ma parents care, i will not fear

shld make ur list of mc's cos that's far betr than wat nasara said. LOL

Cut this crack nd bull stories/
ma pen give haterz more fury dan glories/

Burstin Loose gettin bruised on~em miming/
Dropin Fools head wraps like mosl~em Priming/
pickpoint out cats havin probl~em rhyming/

lyricall i fights betta dan stephen chow/
7bars/ 7 blows/takin em straight to hell heaven knows

I stick ma lines in your mouth so u dn't say sh~it/
when i spit u spl~it admit n u say qu~it

got lines more fearful dan death/breath/ what u wish
for  but jst couldn't get/Felt/ rhymes inflict pain on your
head nd runnin down your chest/pest/ what u bcome when u
rattle wit the best.

_{Signin Out}



Thumbs up 4 all the ill Em With D cees like sum fake cats be messing with the sting-y bees
(wordsmith) just tryin couple of multies hope am not losin it. jst tryin o

Why waste time on ur fake ass dumies
When my presence lives u inferior
Is the return of ill lyricist ur style aint known like footballers from kilimanjaros better watch
ur mouth cos Jesus aint gonna save you not even PS 2 memory card cos am unstoppable like [ocean tides dont think battling me i smoke u
like weed and pass u on to my dawgs in backyards
Cos i see u aint got fear of God in you
cos ya mum was married 2 hollow man
i will beat you hollow and make a hell of it
cos u need improvement like Derby Country
now u facing lyrical relegation out of nairaland
U upset me like Nepa and now you been treated like
a leper Who killed ya ? is the next topic on the forum cos ur teeth aint
strong enough 4 beef
go suck my dick cos u enslave 2 my metaphors
haha nigga ur only fan on the ceiling aint movin
now am leaving ,

sorry, were u just talkin ?

@ Alexpissu

Like Naijafan said were u talking or rhymin'
shit dont matter i smack ur punk ass 4 tryin'
this rap inspector found u lackin' on 4 counts
no punchline, no rhythm, no structure, no content

Alex -piss -piss -u, nigga i piss on u
to put out the flames that ma battlerap brougt on u
but not b4 it burns and leaves u with mouth ulcers
never spill wack rhymes else the pain reminds u of  Malthuss

btw its not "Derby Country" its "Derby County"
word

Alexpissu? or is it Alexpussi?/
u see//i got a quick fist that's elusive/
i punch~holes~in~this~ho/
Bleep a drainage, u can't come~close~to~this~flow/
turn u over my knee and spank ya til u might~see~reason/
bitchslap u so hard on your left, ur right~cheek~feels~it/


. . . . .and that was for spittin' a wack verse son. Step ur game up.

One

@NAIJAFAN

U FOOL ,WETIN U DEY FIND FOR THIS THREAD.OL'BOY U NO FIT RAP,U NO FINE(MONKEY) U NO THEY CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING . . . . OL'BOY MAKE U WAKA,I LOVE THIS THREAD AND IF U HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER . . . .ZIP-UP YOUR UGLY SMELLY MOUTH BIKO,ABEG.

ALL MEN IN THA HOUSE I DEY FEEL UNA, , . . . . THIS BATTLE GO HEAVY NO BE SMALL . . .EVEN THE GUYS WEY WE NO XPECT TO YARN CORRECT RAP THEY YARN CORRECT . . . . ALL MEN JUST DEY IMPROVE

@MAILMALC

UR RATTING IS FAIR ENUF,ITS JUST THAT HEYO NO DESERVE THAT SPOT . . . . AND WORDSMITH AND HYBRID HAVE BETTER LINES PASS THE ONE WEY U FLOAT,

I DEY FEEL ALEXP . . .TOO MUCH

@HYBRID

NNA HOW FAR ?THIS GUYS GET BLOOD FOR THEM EYES OH!!!!!! THEM GO WOUND U OH!!!!!

PEACE MY NIGGER

i see the battle has begun. . . ."the skirmishes has commenced". U GUYS NEED TO SAVE UR BULLETS AND START    
RE-LOADING

@every one on the thread

i guess i have to reveiw this ish the final 8 is listed below


1.WORDSMITH
2.KGODDIE
3.MALTHUSS
4.SAUCEKID
5.ALEXPISSU
6.HEYO
7.OBEDZ
8.MAILMALC


I guess this final 8 is fair enuf . . . . .


IF U WANNNA KNOW HOW YOU STAND  VISIT THE BATTLE ARENA THREAD  "WORD WAR ONE"

wonders hw time flys
at first it was the big boss hybrid walkin down the aile
now we got the niggaa beggin to die
i see u scearmin show mercy
but ma wicked heart aint tat friendly
am the boss of this town
my flows makes the world go round
i see u eyeing ma crown
but am still the messaih of rap so dont frown
i only listen to ur rhymes cos u sound like a clown
the game is on
wow

@oracle99
wetin i do u wey u just dey beef me from the start?my guy hatin is allowed but dont take it out on me man,u know me is good 2 b on dat spot,just trying 2 scrub me on the ground.well anyhow sha u r entitled 2 ur own opinion! kip doin ur thing man,i dont want 2 slay u wit ma badmouth,u should know by now am sharp n abusive but me cool on dis one.

@wordsmith
thanx 4 makin hybrid realise how dumb he is,but i wasnt slayin him cuz of the tourney,i was n am still slayin him 4 thinkin he is da best n lookin 4 cheap fame n respect.I no send tha tourney shit but i go still dey sha,slayin that brother.man i feel u too scatter,sometymes i wonder how n where u get ur lines from but thats d misery of good emceeing, just make the people wonder.much love

@malthuss
am feelin u too man, u some good brother,real recognize real,game recognize game,num'sayin!!much love

@ Heyo

Respec to u 2 ma brov. u damn straight G reconise G.

peace!!

hybrid or what you call yourself
yu wanna battle with a batwein shelf
you aint gat flow cos i've read you
i ma flug you with a cane cos yu too rude

try me

@oracle99 - here's your 20 seconds of fame

naijafan
i think i heard ma name/ who da Bleep is on ma bizness//
little nine nine witout game/ i'ma put you out of 'xistence//
Bleep holidayz, u'd be betr off wit breaks in prisons/
aint gat sh*t to say - i'mma let homeboi alex do this/

alexpissu
Son u  exceeded  ya limits like loading fake V-charge
Slept like log Naijafan is d thug you bashed 
Share my lyrical thoughts with You  give u splash of  rash
Everyday is uphill battle then u crawl to your grave
My sadness for u is unending as the waves   
feel like a bug sitting under a magnifying glass.
your days are as  slippery  as greased glass
because me and naijafan banned u  from this class

Bleep-a-oracle. can't rememba askin' for predictionz
naijafan's here to stay - countin votes to your eviction. 

@oracle99

You feel like you're in a different world.

@Malthuss
I think is time i show you who u fucking with mind ya own bizness U dey feel like lecturer shei no worry next time wey i go come na ur coffin i go bring
******no disrepect just want to prove sumthin to you*******

@naijafan

hmmmmmm!!! . . .never new home boy got skills . . . . . .nice one