TheEndless:

Penned by Wasiu Semoleselanu

Ever since that incidence where the dingBAT appeared to sensually oral a microphone in the guise of ‘tasting’ it, many have questioned his sexuality. Especially the fact that it’s a not so common knowledge that he is a closeted gay (judging from the way he handled that mic) and investigators like Gistlover have come out to say that he and his son, Yise are fond of throwing gay parties on the island.

While pursuing this investigation, someone reached out to me claiming to be one of dingBAT’s lover. He said dingBAT relied on him and loved to be with him because he was ‘intelligent’ and helped dingBAT come up with ideas when they were making love. He said the reason that they were no longer together was that dingBAT’s wife, Mireolu said that he had too many controversies as it is and they wouldn’t want to get homosexuality in the mix since they’re trying to present him as a devout Afon.já Mozulem.

This source went on to say that dingBAT loved to call his men by women’s name as this turned him on.

‘He called me BUSHURAT and he always liked to give me oral. Infact the reason he went all out on that mic the other day wasn’t because he heard ‘taste’ the mic but because he has been craving deek in his mouth.

‘In fact, I was the one that came up with the mantra ‘I stand on his mandate’. It was one night when I was sitting and grinding on his manhood, he was now giving it to me like tá tá tá tá tá tá that it unlocked something in my brain and I was like ‘Sir, I think your mantra should be On Your Manhood I sit, no sorry I mean On your Mandate I stand’

Another source also reached out to me, said the dingBAT loved to call him MUMUNAT.

Read more at Fb.com/wasiusemoleselanu/coulddingbatbegay



Wasiu Semoleselanu is a devout Afon.já Mozulem who despite his temporary insanity 5 times a day is against a dingBAT presidency.

He is also the chief convener of ‘Save Our Sanity. Replace hard concrete floors with foams in our masalashi’ (SOS: RHCFWF)



Kindly screenshot, repost and retweet before this post is taken down and moniker banned.

TheEndless:
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Adaisback:
Ike agwu go dibia uwa! Did I just read sitting on his dick and grinding him, with what? Butt hole? Tufiakwa! Chineke help us o. Nothing I won't see or hear in this Tinubu campaign.

As in ehn! Now you know why his online thugs are called Agbado bottomboys

TheEndless:

As in ehn! Now you know why his online thugs are called Agbado bottomboys

TheEndless:
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bomb24:
Lolzzzzzz.... Yagazie nwanne..

Curious345:
If I say something about Tinubu here ..

Every where in Nigeria will shake...

I swear to God

NwaMamaIwota:
Hahahahahaha
Tinubu na gay - YorubaNiBaba

Adaisback:
you better get ready to join him

NwaMamaIwota:
when I have your ukwu