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| Finally Together! by Nobody: 1:39pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
Maria is a devout Catholic. (No condoms for her!)  She gets married and has 17 children. . .and then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later. . .and has 22 children by her second husband. She dies. At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens, and says, "At last. . .they're finally together." A man standing next to him asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and her SECOND husband?" "No," the priest says politely, "I mean her LEGS."  |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 1:53pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
VERY stale JOKE! Nonsense! |
| Re: Finally Together! by busybody20: 1:57pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
bin na fight? |
| Re: Finally Together! by Nobody: 2:06pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
Busybaby u dey mind that Dullard, since i refuted to his Homo advances na so so derailing em dey after ma threads! |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 2:08pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
This guy is fond of pasting old shittz! 4ck! |
| Re: Finally Together! by StudioCFR(m): 2:14pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
POSTER. . do us a favour please . . Stop posting jokes. . Thank you |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 2:15pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
I pity those bloodclaats that chase afta dat your stinking, wrinkled, dirty flat butt of urs.shameless GGAY! |
| Re: Finally Together! by StudioCFR(m): 2:19pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
erm. . Talking to me? |
| Re: Finally Together! by Nobody: 2:22pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: Studio CFR: bin gbagbo: Now its apparent am entertaining the most prominent Mad Men of NairaLand! |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 2:22pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
My boy, i was talking to guapoo! have u eaten? |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 2:24pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
*Logging out* |
| Re: Finally Together! by StudioCFR(m): 2:35pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
bin gbagbo: El guapo is a mad man ignore him. And please stop calling me your boy cuz i'm not, I'm MAN |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 2:37pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
I hear my man, how r you? |
| Re: Finally Together! by StudioCFR(m): 3:29pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Finally Together! by newbride: 4:39pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
THIS IS FUNNY, lol I think El's got the best jokes if you ask me |
| Re: Finally Together! by Abbeycity4(f): 5:03pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
Studiooooo!!!!!!!! longest time no saw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
| Re: Finally Together! by StudioCFR(m): 6:10pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
I just dey sweeriee |
| Re: Finally Together! by mykali(m): 7:13pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
tehehee |
| Re: Finally Together! by mikuz(m): 8:17pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
Newbribe for once i agree with you on this one,El and jackpot are really keeping it real in this section.wonder what jokes section would have done without them. Those guys have got talent mehn. Me think they can compete with the likes of klint and basketmouth(una don reconcile?). 'nough respect to yinkalink and synthesis how could i forget him. That guy has got raw and mad talent eh!! Where the hell is he? Studio is good but most times he allows stupidity take a better part of him. Studio you don't have to make yourself look stupid and more or less idi.o.tic to make yourself funny all in the name of "this is jokes section" Bin? I know this guy would never change even if all the registered members of nairaland come here to comment about his waywardness. This guy has a spiritual problem, i mean he's mentally deranged spiritually. He needs a very strong spiritualist to cure him(no offence intended). Where the hell is efe and lysaa? |
| Re: Finally Together! by StudioCFR(m): 9:52pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
I dont care about what u think or say about me i didnt come here to please anyone but to air my opinion, have fun and take a walk. . . I think i know your problem Mikus. . . JEALOUSY! |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 10:17pm On Sep 05, 2011 |
Thanx mikus! |
| Re: Finally Together! by chumakk: 12:37am On Sep 06, 2011 |
^ Bin? You didn't read the second paragraph of Mikus comment. What he said is it true? |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 7:23am On Sep 06, 2011 |
@ chumak YES! he was right! |
| Re: Finally Together! by chumakk: 7:40am On Sep 06, 2011 |
* didn't believe what am seeing* Then what are you still doing on the street? |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 7:50am On Sep 06, 2011 |
Dont bother about me okay?i will b fine. . .GOD DEY! |
| Re: Finally Together! by StudioCFR(m): 9:25am On Sep 06, 2011 |
Lol |
| Re: Finally Together! by labaks(f): 2:46pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
Dont bother about me okay?i will b fine. . .GOD DEY![b][/b] bIN, now it's quite obvious u ain't well, |
| Re: Finally Together! by bingbagbo(m): 3:04pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
Labaks, thankx 4 the goodwill message. . .i still luv u! |
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