Here are some nasty joke you would enjoy, Pls don't take them personal

Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama is so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.

Yo mama`s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama is so ugly that Bob the Builder looked at her and said, "I can`t fix that!"

Yo mama is so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says, "Next tooth one mile."
To be continued,

Yo momma is so fat jesus couldn't lift her soul

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