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Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Lepacioust(f): 5:44pm On Sep 06, 2011
U went out to buy a condom nd immediately u said "CON" you realize ur pastor was behind you, wat will you add to the "CON" to save yourself
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by NET1(m): 5:46pm On Sep 06, 2011
constipation drugs,
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by bryanni: 5:50pm On Sep 06, 2011
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by cantell(m): 5:52pm On Sep 06, 2011
Lepacious t:

U went out to buy a condom nd immediately u said "CON" you realize your pastor was behind you, wat will you add to the "CON" to save yourself
Should be in the joke section.
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Cuddlemii: 5:59pm On Sep 06, 2011
This is a guy's thing so lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
adios

Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by MMM2(m): 6:08pm On Sep 06, 2011
op
i will buy 2 packet of condom & dash my pastor 1 packet undecided
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by emofine(f): 6:52pm On Sep 06, 2011
I fit fetch my naija accent continue say CONFLAKES grin

. . .

reminds me of this Nollywood movie I saw one time. . . in church one man wey carry condoms inside hin pocket, dip hand enter that same pocket to dash offering, condom fell out . . . the pastor take eye look very well, he kon say "ah na condom?" . . . the guilty fellow say "no, na DOMCON" grin

cantell:

Should be in the joke section.

lol abi grin
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Nobody: 6:57pm On Sep 06, 2011
I want condom period . Who cares after all I read the news of pastor who rapped 12yr old girl
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by omega25red(m): 6:57pm On Sep 06, 2011
i will say condence milik  grin
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Goldieluks: 7:02pm On Sep 06, 2011
contraceptive for my aunt. cheesy
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by pendo89(f): 7:27pm On Sep 06, 2011
CONtacts. and do it fast cz my battery is running low.


Nway if it were true, I wouldn't care what the pastor thinks.What if he's here to buy for his girlfriend?
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by donguutti: 7:39pm On Sep 06, 2011
In my hood , we dont even call it condom , we call it Tomtom, if the pastor understands it then , i would give him some
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by tashanja(m): 7:42pm On Sep 06, 2011
CON, STIPATION, I mean yes, do you have something for constipation, tablets preferably, pls cool cool cheesy
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by HighChief4(m): 8:04pm On Sep 06, 2011
Condom. You dont even know if the pastor actually came to get one too
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by ds700(m): 8:21pm On Sep 06, 2011
CONbantrine lol
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by lepasharon(f): 10:35pm On Sep 06, 2011
lool at all comments cheesy
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by BABE3: 11:13pm On Sep 06, 2011
I would say CONdom?!

What's the deal or "joke" here? Save yourself from who and what? Condom is a taboo/"sin" now? How are you so sure your pastor is not about to buy 10 packs of condoms and buckets of KY intense---?

Freaking Tartuffes! 
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Mynd44: 11:22pm On Sep 06, 2011
Except the pastor can cough out a cure to HIV, I am not changing anything
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by dammytex: 11:43pm On Sep 06, 2011
Attendant, pls give me packs of condom. A brother and I were arguing in church yesterday that all condoms are imported. so, give me one packet of durex, one packet of lifestyle, one packet of gold circle and one packet of cool condoms to prove him wrong. thank you.
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Dondav(m): 11:49pm On Sep 06, 2011
Mynd_44:

Except the pastor can cough out a cure to HIV, I am not changing anything
I'll go with this!
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Mynd44: 12:14am On Sep 07, 2011
^^^
Good for you
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Nobody: 2:01am On Sep 07, 2011
.NET:

constipation drugs,
Classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG this is the funniest reply ever. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by 190smh: 2:04am On Sep 07, 2011
pastor ke

mtscheww

I would say it out loud

give me 2 packets of durex featherline

since my pastor is here make it 4 incase he needs 1 undecided
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by HISchild: 2:08am On Sep 07, 2011
you, we all, by GOD's grace, avoid both, (fornication and lying)

Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but GOD shall destroy both it and Them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
- 1 Corinthians 6:13

Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.” - Hebrews 13:4

"Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are his delight." - Proverbs 12:22
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by coffused: 3:07am On Sep 07, 2011
condom. The pastor probably knows I do it already. I'm not one to pretend
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by dealordea(m): 3:13am On Sep 07, 2011
Lepacious t:

U went out to buy a condom nd immediately u said "CON" you realize your pastor was behind you, wat will you add to the "CON" to save yourself

Condom is condom, Pastor too dey perform miracle with joy stick protected with shield. Abeg jor
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Emeka72(m): 4:28am On Sep 07, 2011
Corned-beef.
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by nassiwa: 6:10am On Sep 07, 2011
Condom. Its my life i am protecting here, why would i pretend because my pastor is behind me,
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by claremont(m): 8:01am On Sep 07, 2011
Condom! Who cares what a random bloke carrying a book filled with lies and deceit thinks?!
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Cuddlemii: 9:02am On Sep 07, 2011
claremont:

Condom! Who cares what a random bloke [b]carrying a book filled with lies and deceit thinks?! [/b]

Jesus!!! Claremont, that was too much. You should have just discussed the man and not the written book of God. That was too harsh.
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Nobody: 10:44am On Sep 07, 2011
claremont:

Condom! Who cares what a random bloke carrying a book filled with lies and deceit thinks?!
good choice of words, bro!
Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by kpolli(m): 11:01am On Sep 07, 2011
Cuddlemii:

This is a guy's thing so lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
adios

It protects but sex

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