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| Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Lepacioust(f): 5:44pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
U went out to buy a condom nd immediately u said "CON" you realize ur pastor was behind you, wat will you add to the "CON" to save yourself |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by NET1(m): 5:46pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
constipation drugs, |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by bryanni: 5:50pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by cantell(m): 5:52pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
Lepacious t:Should be in the joke section. |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Cuddlemii: 5:59pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
This is a guy's thing so  adios
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| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by MMM2(m): 6:08pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
op i will buy 2 packet of condom & dash my pastor 1 packet  |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by emofine(f): 6:52pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
I fit fetch my naija accent continue say CONFLAKES  . . . reminds me of this Nollywood movie I saw one time. . . in church one man wey carry condoms inside hin pocket, dip hand enter that same pocket to dash offering, condom fell out . . . the pastor take eye look very well, he kon say "ah na condom?" . . . the guilty fellow say "no, na DOMCON" cantell: lol abi |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Nobody: 6:57pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
I want condom period . Who cares after all I read the news of pastor who rapped 12yr old girl |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by omega25red(m): 6:57pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
i will say condence milik |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Goldieluks: 7:02pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
contraceptive for my aunt.  |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by pendo89(f): 7:27pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
CONtacts. and do it fast cz my battery is running low. Nway if it were true, I wouldn't care what the pastor thinks.What if he's here to buy for his girlfriend? |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by donguutti: 7:39pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
In my hood , we dont even call it condom , we call it Tomtom, if the pastor understands it then , i would give him some |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by tashanja(m): 7:42pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
CON, STIPATION, I mean yes, do you have something for constipation, tablets preferably, pls  |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by HighChief4(m): 8:04pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
Condom. You dont even know if the pastor actually came to get one too |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by ds700(m): 8:21pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
CONbantrine lol |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by lepasharon(f): 10:35pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
lool at all comments |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by BABE3: 11:13pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
I would say CONdom?! What's the deal or "joke" here? Save yourself from who and what? Condom is a taboo/"sin" now? How are you so sure your pastor is not about to buy 10 packs of condoms and buckets of KY intense---? Freaking Tartuffes! |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Mynd44: 11:22pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
Except the pastor can cough out a cure to HIV, I am not changing anything |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by dammytex: 11:43pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
Attendant, pls give me packs of condom. A brother and I were arguing in church yesterday that all condoms are imported. so, give me one packet of durex, one packet of lifestyle, one packet of gold circle and one packet of cool condoms to prove him wrong. thank you. |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Dondav(m): 11:49pm On Sep 06, 2011 |
Mynd_44:I'll go with this! |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Mynd44: 12:14am On Sep 07, 2011 |
^^^ Good for you |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Nobody: 2:01am On Sep 07, 2011 |
.NET:Classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG this is the funniest reply ever. |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by 190smh: 2:04am On Sep 07, 2011 |
pastor ke mtscheww I would say it out loud give me 2 packets of durex featherline since my pastor is here make it 4 incase he needs 1 |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by HISchild: 2:08am On Sep 07, 2011 |
you, we all, by GOD's grace, avoid both, (fornication and lying) “Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but GOD shall destroy both it and Them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.” - 1 Corinthians 6:13 “Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.” - Hebrews 13:4 "Lying lips are abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are his delight." - Proverbs 12:22 |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by coffused: 3:07am On Sep 07, 2011 |
condom. The pastor probably knows I do it already. I'm not one to pretend |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by dealordea(m): 3:13am On Sep 07, 2011 |
Lepacious t: Condom is condom, Pastor too dey perform miracle with joy stick protected with shield. Abeg jor |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Emeka72(m): 4:28am On Sep 07, 2011 |
Corned-beef. |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by nassiwa: 6:10am On Sep 07, 2011 |
Condom. Its my life i am protecting here, why would i pretend because my pastor is behind me, |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by claremont(m): 8:01am On Sep 07, 2011 |
Condom! Who cares what a random bloke carrying a book filled with lies and deceit thinks?!  |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Cuddlemii: 9:02am On Sep 07, 2011 |
claremont: Jesus!!! Claremont, that was too much. You should have just discussed the man and not the written book of God. That was too harsh. |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by Nobody: 10:44am On Sep 07, 2011 |
claremont:good choice of words, bro! |
| Re: Answer Dis If You Are Bold: by kpolli(m): 11:01am On Sep 07, 2011 |
Cuddlemii: It protects but sex |
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