A Professor wanted to do a write up on hell,so he decided he visit hell himself.This was his discovery

he discovered that in hell,every country had its own form off a Sub -hell for example america had its own hell for americans,japan had its own hell for japanese etc.

also ,its was discovered that each hell had the same daily procedure/routine of punishment which was thus;

first you were to be electricuted on an electric chair,

secondly u were to be stretched flat over a concrete slab with sharp objects made of diamond peircing through your flesh,

and thirdly,u were to be given 100 lashes/strokes of horse whip on ur bare skin by the devil himself,

now our dear professor observed that there was more queue of poeple of different nationalties on nigerias hell getting punished for the day and they were all looking happy,

he did not understand so he decided to further investigate,his findings were thus,

firstly,in nigeria's hell the electirc chair was powered by NEPA so most of the day there was no electricity.

secondly,the contractor that built the slab did not fix diamonds as sharp objects,instead he fixed wood

thirdly,it was discovered that the devil from nigeria was actually a civil servant and rarely came to work,

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