John had been in prison for only three months when he got into a fight with another prisoner who sliced off John's Ear with a knife. A short time later he got tonsillitis and had his tonsils removed. Then John got a mouth infection & had to have six teeth extracted. Soon after that,his hand got slammed in a door & he had to have the tips of three fingers amputated. A few weeks later John had appendicitis & his appendix was taken out.
It was at this point that the prison warden went to the Governor of the Prison & warned "I think John is escaping bit by bit

lol
since he won't be allowed to escape in peace he is doing it in pieces

na so oh

;d ;d ;d

john is so smart

Ajibel:

;d ;d ;d

for once u laffed tot u were an inbelcile[s][/s]

Very cool joke.

Whatever! Try harder!

Look bush

LWKM!!!! kool joke.

mondob2k:

LWKM!!!! kool joke.

better human being

dats really funny