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| Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by Ralvy(m): 5:42pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law." |
| Re: Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by Migines(m): 5:47pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
GROSS! But fany tho. *tinks to self: dis means dat da fada has smelt his lil girl's- - -*throws up* |
| Re: Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by Ralvy(m): 5:50pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
Thats ryt minges  |
| Re: Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by Migines(m): 5:53pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
MIGINES or MIGGY will do. |
| Re: Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by Ralvy(m): 5:56pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
lol, sorry! Migines  |
| Re: Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by Migines(m): 5:57pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
No problem |
| Re: Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by clemcykul(f): 3:58pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
migggggggggggggggggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!  ure smart but hw did u know dats what his hands smelt off  hv u been doing some practice confused |
| Re: Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by Migines(m): 3:59pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Haaaa. No o. My mummy will beat me. LOL |
| Re: Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by clemcykul(f): 4:22pm On Sep 03, 2007 |
hah but u are an over size babie, with heavy beard now how will your all loving and precious, ma spank your dry ass eeh tell mama that clemie loves her |
| Re: Boyfrend Gets Peanut Out Of Ear! by mimiko(f): 4:18pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
Men they know d smell even in thier sleep, heheheheheheh |
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