1. Tinubu is the cause of Nigeria's problems since 1914 😒
2. PitObi is the Messiah preached about since the civil war🤪
3. Atiku is just a dark horse/third wheel 😝
4. Buhari is a genius for using new Naira notes to frustrate Tinubu because he has 80% of the cash in circulation😤
5. PitObi in support of Buhari's decision because as a former bank chairman, his connections will make his own cash swap seamlessly easy😅
6. PitObi fans quick to queue behind their Messiah and begin to praise Buhari whom they've cursed for the past 8 years😫
7. Tinubu comes out to the media to pit against the redesign whilst PitObi and Atiku are in support🤑
8. The citizens begin to feel the heat and somehow this is all Tinubu's fault😵
9. Naturally, cash run business owners begin to protest, they are labelled urchins.😕
10. Just over a week to elections and the country is about to fall into disarray but somehow this is all Tinubu's fault🤕
11. PitObi church fans are sure he's the Messiah but PitObi won't die for anyone 😆
12. Nigerians are more confused than ever and like every election season, our short term memory dey always show.🤮
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