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Please Tickle Yourself On This Nigeria Police Saga! by ifenadi(m): 10:11am On Sep 14, 2011 |
True story Act I, Scene I. Man driving a clean car around Yaba, was flagged down @ a police checkpoint. Then this conversation ensued:- Man:Good day Officers Police: Who get this car! Man: I greeted you at least acknowledge my gre, Police: Sharrap! I say who get dis car & you are querying me, stupid man. Man: Ok! It is mine. Police: Give me documents including licence, insurance & custom papers. Man: I have the papers & drivers licence but the custom papers are at home. Police: (Angrily)I suspected its smuggled or stolen. Man: That is not a nice thing to s, (Cut short, again) Police: You must be very stupid. You people will steal cars & go to all these campuses to harass all the small girls wey be your daughter age mate. Foolish man ( He beckons to his mates & four of them enter the car with him & the patrol vehicle loaded the rest of them) We are going to the station. Adekunle! Man: This is not fair, I just told you my papers are up to date & custom papers, Police: (Boiling) Do you want me to fire you before you move (cocks gun) Man: Please take it easy, let us go. (They drive to the station, policemen cursing) Act I, Scene II. At the Adekunle Police Station. (They alight & bundle the man inside) Policeman(behind counter): What is the matter? Policemen: This stupid man is driving without papers & imagine he dey argue. Man: Officer, that is not true u know, (Cut short again) Policeman (behind counter): Sharrap, I can see you are a very stubborn man. Did I talk to you ehn? One Policeman: I will detain you today, shay you think you can talk (faces the one behind the counter) put him in with the criminals. (Just then the DPO walks in & seeing the commotion) DPO: Yes, what is the commotion here all about. Police: We caught this man with a suspected stolen vehicle and he was resisting arrest. DPO: (turns to man) Is that true gentleman? Man: No DPO. DPO: (surprised) I am in mufti, how did you know I am the DPO? MAN: Because I am the Commissioner of Police, Alh Yusuf Mohammed, , All the policemen in the station took off, some through the windows, leaving DPO & the Commissioner, This is 4 real and true, ! |
Re: Please Tickle Yourself On This Nigeria Police Saga! by Nobody: 10:26am On Sep 14, 2011 |
@ least the CP now has a first hand experience what nigerians have been complaining about police brutality btw, those policemen including the dpo must be the dullest set of police i have heard of.how would they not know their CP, dont they have a framed pictured of him in their station? |
Re: Please Tickle Yourself On This Nigeria Police Saga! by agitator: 11:09am On Sep 14, 2011 |
lol It is a common occurrence, but the DPO will definitely know the commissioner of police. |
Re: Please Tickle Yourself On This Nigeria Police Saga! by Beaf: 11:32am On Sep 14, 2011 |
This is just too funny!! |
Re: Please Tickle Yourself On This Nigeria Police Saga! by tgbnetwork(f): 12:07pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Funny but terrible. Now if it had been any other regular Nigerian, |
Re: Please Tickle Yourself On This Nigeria Police Saga! by kokoA(m): 12:15pm On Sep 14, 2011 |
Nollywood story Got me cracking sha! |
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