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Zombies Should Stop Asking Dumb Question About Colonizers by y3mi(m): 12:28am On Mar 08, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
If juju dey work...the white 4 no colonize Africa
Phools like you still exist propagating this dumb talks, yes juju actually existed and worked, but not every africans had access to it, in the same way not everyone today can have access to bank vaults, explosives, anthrax and weaponized bio-agents.

Imagine aliens from Mars invades Earth tomorrow and successfully turn it to their colony after enslaving all of earthlings using a mind-altering weapon to brainwash humans to become their zombies, and 300yrs after into the future… claims of an old earth were humans manufactured all kinds of ammunitions are been rumored, from firearms to nuclear weapons. They would still be dumbos like you spewing nonsense such as “if we had guns and nukes, why did the Martians colonized earth” as if everyone in the world today owns one firearms or the other while others have bombs and keep nukes in their house as anyone would an animal pet.

Una no fit get sense aaaje!

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Re: Zombies Should Stop Asking Dumb Question About Colonizers by PoliteActivist: 12:46am On Mar 08, 2023
y3mi:

Phools like you still exist propagating this dumb talks, yes juju actually existed and worked, but not every africans had access to it, in the same way not everyone today can have access to bank vaults, explosives, anthrax and weaponized bio-agents.

Ok, but why can't Africa or India (jazz capitals) at least use it to win world cup (by having an extra invisible man on the field or by making the goal post impossible to pass) or win gold medals at Olympics, or become world boxing champions and make millions, or get past border agents with drugs and make millions, or even incapacitate Buhari and Tinubu so Nigeria and Lagos will be free??
Instead they are the poorest places on earth and always come LAST!
Re: Zombies Should Stop Asking Dumb Question About Colonizers by RedboneSmith(m): 7:08am On Mar 08, 2023
y3mi:

Phools like you still exist propagating this dumb talks, yes juju actually existed and worked, but not every africans had access to it, in the same way not everyone today can have access to bank vaults, explosives, anthrax and weaponized bio-agents.

Imagine aliens from Mars invades Earth tomorrow and successfully turn it to their colony after enslaving all of earthlings using a mind-altering weapon to brainwash humans to become their zombies, and 300yrs after into the future… claims of an old earth were humans manufactured all kinds of ammunitions are been rumored, from firearms to nuclear weapons. They would still be dumbos like you spewing nonsense such as “if we had guns and nukes, why did the Martians colonized earth” as if everyone in the world today owns one firearms or the other while others have bombs and keep nukes in their house as anyone would an animal pet.

Una no fit get sense aaaje!

This is incoherent. And the analogy you used no make sense.

If Martians ever succeed in colonising all of earth with the easy with which Europe overran Africa in the 19th century, it will mean that our technology and weaponry is massively inferior and useless in the face of Martian technology and weaponry.

The same way African juju was demonstrably useless in the face of the colonisers' technology and weaponry.

Also using an event that has not happened and that no one knows how it will play out if it did (i.e., a Martian invasion) to draw points from an event that HAS taken place and that we know EXACTLY how it played out (i.e., the European colonisation of the African continent) is fundamentally flawed.

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Re: Zombies Should Stop Asking Dumb Question About Colonizers by Nobody: 10:59am On Mar 08, 2023
Flawed analogy. There's only one dumbo and he aint from Nsukka.

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