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A Rat Bite At Night by edivinity9: 9:48am On Sep 15, 2011
A very good friend of mine complained to me that he had a rat bit on his right index finger last night. According to him, he said he ate no fish or any edible thing that might attract the devious rat. Do you think this has a spiritual effect or is it just an ordinary rat bite?. Please, we need your comments.


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Re: A Rat Bite At Night by blacksta(m): 10:30am On Sep 15, 2011
yawns
Re: A Rat Bite At Night by vicoloni(m): 10:08am On Sep 16, 2011
those are boko haram rats! beware.
Re: A Rat Bite At Night by bright007(f): 10:38am On Sep 16, 2011
**they are truely boko haram rats!
Re: A Rat Bite At Night by Dabss(m): 6:09pm On Sep 16, 2011
This is jokes section not discovery channel
Re: A Rat Bite At Night by PROUDIGBO(m): 12:20am On Sep 17, 2011
Why's this in the jokes section undecided ?

This is a 'wild stab in the dark', but to attempt answering the question: could be you friend had just finger*ed his girls puss*y and the poor rat was confused- what with the fishy smell and all undecided.
Re: A Rat Bite At Night by lysaa(f): 11:25pm On Sep 17, 2011
Gawddammit!
Re: A Rat Bite At Night by dorisdayDN: 5:48pm On Sep 19, 2011
dis one wan make me cry. y people no get jokes?
dis is not a joke as far as i'm concerned. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: A Rat Bite At Night by DonShark(m): 2:48pm On Sep 20, 2011
Truly Boko Haram Rats. Hahahahahaha,
Re: A Rat Bite At Night by Ajibel(m): 3:29pm On Sep 20, 2011
are the mods sleeping.move this to religious section abeg
Re: A Rat Bite At Night by Dabss(m): 9:03pm On Sep 21, 2011
Ajibel:

are the mods sleeping.move this to religious section abeg
lol

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