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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by bigboyonline: 9:04am On Jun 01, 2023
I received email from icpc
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by jeremiah123: 9:11am On Jun 01, 2023
Lukepeter:
What's our chances for those of us that smoke Kush? At what point of the recruitment would that be a problem?
A drug test will be conducted and it will show, u will be disqualified, except u nor get strong connect. Now I that the competition is high, is instant disqualification
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by siu4real: 9:14am On Jun 01, 2023
bigboyonline:
I received email from icpc



When did u received...me am yet to ,still hoping that it will come later
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Daheru(m): 9:39am On Jun 01, 2023
siu4real:




When did u received...me am yet to ,still hoping that it will come later

What course did u study? Is d course part of the ones listed by ICPC during the application?
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by arowz56(m): 10:05am On Jun 01, 2023
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Lukepeter:
What's our
chances for those of us that smoke Kush? At what point of the recruitment would that be a problem?
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by GenId: 10:11am On Jun 01, 2023
arowz56:

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ werey.. And you de look for NDLEA jobπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ when last you perf? How heavy you de use?



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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jennyklass(f): 10:27am On Jun 01, 2023
arowz56:

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ werey.. And you de look for NDLEA jobπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ when last you perf? How heavy you de use?


Na really wereyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by ProsperEche: 10:31am On Jun 01, 2023
As we are waiting patiently for the shortlisted list, let's be optimistic. And if you have any reliable update, drop it.

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by AborMist: 10:32am On Jun 01, 2023
Is there no thread for ICPC? Must we bring everything here?

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Nobody: 10:33am On Jun 01, 2023
jeremiah123:

A drug test will be conducted and it will show, u will be disqualified, except u nor get strong connect. Now I that the competition is high, is instant disqualification
Omoh, that would be after the interview? Medicals?
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Nobody: 10:45am On Jun 01, 2023
arowz56:

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ werey.. And you de look for NDLEA jobπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ when last you perf? How heavy you de use?


cheesy bro na the 9ja factor oh, I for no even apply because me na Kush advocate oh but as Job no dey. wink

Normally I be solo user, I use half Joint at night and the remaining half in the morning 5am before heading for road walk.

But when I meet up with friends, omoh we dey burn heavy. But that's once in a while though.

Once i get shortlisted for the next stage na to cut off usage or I na to get licence for psychiatry. cheesy

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by arowz56(m): 10:45am On Jun 01, 2023
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Lukepeter:

Omoh, that would be after the interview? Medicals?
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by jeremiah123: 10:48am On Jun 01, 2023
Lukepeter:

Omoh, that would be after the interview? Medicals?
Is during interview I think that's d only medical
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Nobody: 10:56am On Jun 01, 2023
Jennyklass:

Na really wereyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I go make we be friends oh, so that when you become Officer I go get license to become Fela.
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by arowz56(m): 10:56am On Jun 01, 2023
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Lukepeter:

cheesy bro na the 9ja factor oh, I for no even apply because me na Kush advocate oh but as Job no dey. wink

Normally I be solo user, I use half Joint at night and the remaining half in the morning 5am before heading for road walk.

But when I meet up with friends, omoh we dey burn heavy. But that's once in a while though.

Once i get shortlisted for the next stage na to cut off usage or I na to get licence for psychiatry. cheesy
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Nobody: 10:57am On Jun 01, 2023
arowz56:

Una go just de ask stupid questions like a toddler.. It's NDLEA πŸ˜€ how can de accept you then do drugs test after accepting you... Even for football, e no be like that... Analyst plenty thank thread eh...


And here I was thinking I was discussing with someone reasonable.

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by preciousfuture: 10:59am On Jun 01, 2023
Are cigarettes smokers, bitter drinks like jekonmo, coco samba users classified as drug users and could fail test?

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Nobody: 11:03am On Jun 01, 2023
jeremiah123:

Is during interview I think that's d only medical
Thanks for the clarification, I thought you would be called for medicals after you are successful with the interview.

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Nobody: 11:09am On Jun 01, 2023
arowz56:

You are not ready haha you are not serious at all... Your village people de follow you well... You chose grass instead of job.. You won get job with drug agency and you still de use drug... Well for rare smokers, it takes 7 days (urine test which is the most common to use), heavy user (at least sticks in a day or week) it takes 30days b4 THC leaves the body. It normally binds with the fat molecules in the body because it's fat soluble. So it takes a while before the body gets rid of it.. Even if you exercise to burn it, you release more THC and won't help... Water can help though on a big BUT... The only way is to stay out of drugs... NDLEA are wise... That's why they will subject everybody to run which will enable the body to release more THC... You want to join them, you for stay away from drugs...


Thanks for the clarification and explanation bro, Las Las if I no get the Job na to sale kush LOL. cheesy
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by arowz56(m): 11:12am On Jun 01, 2023
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Lukepeter:

Thanks for the clarification and explanation bro, Las Las if I no get the Job na to sale kush LOL. cheesy

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Nobody: 11:16am On Jun 01, 2023
arowz56:
And you will be caught



It would be legalised by then.
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by AGManuel: 11:23am On Jun 01, 2023
No drugs de to take flush the kush from your system? Doctors in the house abeg make Una help Igbo smokers

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Prince2bad(m): 11:27am On Jun 01, 2023
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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by KUNZEH(m): 11:36am On Jun 01, 2023
AGManuel:
No drugs de to take flush the kush from your system? Doctors in the house abeg make Una help Igbo smokers
grin
Cleanses and teas can lower THC levels through their diuretic properties. They make individuals urinate a lot, which technically washes out the kidneys

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Haben1: 11:41am On Jun 01, 2023
I still drink Origin yesterday ooOOOoo... Wahalaaa.... Hope say my village people never get me like this.... Well, nahhh to go take drugs and start taking more fruit like this oOOoO
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Nobody: 11:47am On Jun 01, 2023
Haben1:
I still drink Origin yesterday ooOOOoo... Wahalaaa.... Hope say my village people never get me like this.... Well, nahhh to go take drugs and start taking more fruit like this oOOoO
I don't think alcohol intake is an issue in Nigeria, you don ever see NDLEA raid Beerpalor?

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Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Jennyklass(f): 11:53am On Jun 01, 2023
Haben1:
I still drink Origin yesterday ooOOOoo... Wahalaaa.... Hope say my village people never get me like this.... Well, nahhh to go take drugs and start taking more fruit like this oOOoO
Alcohol dey commot from body 24hrs max
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by efe21: 11:59am On Jun 01, 2023
Lukepeter:

I don't think alcohol intake is an issue in Nigeria, you don ever see NDLEA raid Beerpalor?
Once we get the job nah to celebrate with mortuary standard chilled beer..... Flame up brother..... Your head dey there.
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kolabajo: 12:19pm On Jun 01, 2023
Please I want to ask a question..
The medical report for NDLEA,is it from any hospital be it Lagos state, private or federal or there is a particular one they are looking out for
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by jeremiah123: 12:25pm On Jun 01, 2023
Haben1:
I still drink Origin yesterday ooOOOoo... Wahalaaa.... Hope say my village people never get me like this.... Well, nahhh to go take drugs and start taking more fruit like this oOOoO
For alcohol you are safe, is just hard drugs
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Sheyzman(m): 1:00pm On Jun 01, 2023
Does anyone here have any idea how much Micheal imoudu national institute for labour studies (ministry of labour parastatal) pay graduates and what they do in general? What kind of work is it?
Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by bigboyonline: 1:12pm On Jun 01, 2023
siu4real:




When did u received...me am yet to ,still hoping that it will come later

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