Workch:


I will start making plans to evade, as much as I can, any Lagos state tax because if I cannot vote in Lagos then I can evade Lagos state tax as well.

There are different types of taxation in Lagos state:

The taxes and other levies payable to LIRS include PAYE tax, withholding tax, business premises levy, development levy.

1. You can evade PAYE tax if you pay into your employee's personal accounts. Don't open any salary account for them.

2. You can evade withholding taxes while doing business with government organizations by inflating the prices of your product or services. You can collude with corrupt Lagos state officials to do that.

3.There's also the monthly and annual tax return: make sure to recieve as much payment into your personal account to evade this. You can only pay tax for monies received in your business account.

You cannot evade development levy and business premises levy, they are usually not very much anyways.

Egoat:
Shinedus don dey pay tax untop gala and bra?

Workch:


Yes o

Workch:
I will start making plans to evade, as much as I can, any Lagos state tax because if I cannot vote in Lagos then I can evade Lagos state tax as well.

There are different types of taxation in Lagos state:

The taxes and other levies payable to LIRS include PAYE tax, withholding tax, business premises levy, development levy.

1. You can evade PAYE tax if you pay into your employee's personal accounts. Don't open a company account for them.

2. You can evade withholding taxes while doing business with government organizations by inflating the prices of your product or services. You can collude with corrupt Lagos state officials to do that.

3.There's also the monthly and annual tax return: make sure to recieve as much payment into your personal account to evade this. You can only pay tax for monies received in your business account.

You cannot evade development levy and business premises levy, they are usually not very much anyways.

Egoat:

Well charity begins at home.
You should take the tax to Ablia.

ahiboilandgas:
mumu it better to move out to Abia state and the same business there and pay tax to you kinsmen to develop the dead state! Your company must be a mushroom firm . Company need good cash flow in cooperate accounts for growth,profitability and loans . The vulacnlizer business or gala selling your run don't add any thing tangible to Lagos.

Workch:
I want to reside in Lagos and evade tax in Lagos state

Egoat:

I'm not talking about you. We know selling gala and drinks under bridge doesn't add a penny to Lagos revenue.

I'm talking about the real ones who will beg and do anything to stay in Lagos.
You have nothing to lose na.

Workch:
I will start making plans to evade, as much as I can, any Lagos state tax because if I cannot vote in Lagos then I can evade Lagos state tax as well.

There are different types of taxation in Lagos state:

The taxes and other levies payable to LIRS include PAYE tax, withholding tax, business premises levy, development levy.

1. You can evade PAYE tax if you pay into your employee's personal accounts. Don't open any salary account for them.

2. You can evade withholding taxes while doing business with government organizations by inflating the prices of your product or services. You can collude with corrupt Lagos state officials to do that.

3.There's also the monthly and annual tax return: make sure to recieve as much payment into your personal account to evade this. You can only pay tax for monies received in your business account.

You cannot evade development levy and business premises levy, they are usually not very much anyways.

Workch:
I will start making plans to evade, as much as I can, any Lagos state tax because if I cannot vote in Lagos then I can evade Lagos state tax as well.

There are different types of taxation in Lagos state:

The taxes and other levies payable to LIRS include PAYE tax, withholding tax, business premises levy, development levy.

1. You can evade PAYE tax if you pay into your employee's personal accounts. Don't open any salary account for them.

2. You can evade withholding taxes while doing business with government organizations by inflating the prices of your product or services. You can collude with corrupt Lagos state officials to do that.

3.There's also the monthly and annual tax return: make sure to recieve as much payment into your personal account to evade this. You can only pay tax for monies received in your business account.

You cannot evade development levy and business premises levy, they are usually not very much anyways.

Workch:
I want to reside in Lagos and evade tax in Lagos state

Onyiridike:

It is not everything that you bring to public space.
Be wise!

Jogs1900:

You don't know that LIRS do staff audits in companies?I know multinationals and other big companies won't dream of this.
Shey you go evade LUC too..
If you like inflate contract fees but you will still pay withholding tax.

Workch:
Don't you think that making money in Lagos, evading Lagos state taxes and then taking your profit to Abia also works 🤣

ahiboilandgas:
real money come from Vat ( cannot be evaded) cooperate income tax ( mainly public quoted firms) big MNC , ground rents , toll gates etc. How you wan evade that wan .If you buy recharge card vat dey ,if you transfer money levy dey .It you get property ground rent dey , if you pay school fees tax dey. Even the Gala and coke una dey sell up and down Lagos vat dey. Una prostution igbo girl do vat dey ( hotel,uber ) so Lagos is self sustaining .No way out only to commit suicide

ahiboilandgas:
real money come from Vat ( cannot be evaded) cooperate income tax ( mainly public quoted firms) big MNC , ground rents , toll gates etc. How you wan evade that wan .If you buy recharge card vat dey ,if you transfer money levy dey .It you get property ground rent dey , if you pay school fees tax dey. Even the Gala and coke una dey sell up and down Lagos vat dey. Una prostution igbo girl do vat dey ( hotel,uber ) so Lagos is self sustaining .No way out only to commit suicide

Yamiriflathead:
Yorubas are seeing this and they'll recompense in like manner. Don't shout marginalization when it starts Sha

I wonder what LASU is waiting for to raise tuition fees of Non yorubas to atleast 500k

Workch:
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0monnak0da:
We are smarter than you
The law allows. Unlimited fines when you are caught
They can seize your house,your cans and nail you still
We are not called sophisticated for no reason unless we don't reason your matter
Unless you don't own property in Nigeria or any country that we have a treaty with
Last week we signed a tax agreement with UK and we have with other countries

If your name was on the electoral register you will soon get a bill for the privilege of voting in Lagos. We will be linking NIN,TIN,BVN to PVC
If you have not been paying tax I really pity you
You will find that from 2027 having a PVC in Lagos will carry a huge tax burden

Yamiriflathead:
Yorubas are seeing this and they'll recompense in like manner. Don't shout marginalization when it starts Sha

I wonder what LASU is waiting for to raise tuition fees of Non yorubas to atleast 500k

Chibuzoc:


My father is not smart, , he is just a common criminal

Workch:
at your age, you don't know that state government doesn't collect Vat.

Vat is collected by only Firs 😂

Dey play

Chibuzoc:

We have direct and indirect taxes, you see those direct tax, we would boycott them. Thieves that needs taxes but don't want me to vote.
I see no difference between you guys and the anti-alcohol hisbah police that gets their salaries from alcohol tax

ahiboilandgas:
simple carry for alcohol business to Abia state and pay tax there to control erosion. Why worry about Lagos. If you choose toady to close you gala shop and enter peace mass to Abia toady no body stops you.

Chibuzoc:


I will stay in no man's land and avoid tax

ahiboilandgas:
for mumu and bigot you be you don't know that vat is shared back to the state and LGA in proportion of 40 30 30 the state and LGA take 70 percent. To futher add Lagos is more concern about serious investment with better tax potential like dangote refinery, lekki deep sea port, Eko Atlantic city . Not all the igbo gala and coke business like brothels, shot time hotels,indomie stop ,clearing and forwarding,fake drinks,fake spare spare etc this are dangerous to Lagos society.