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Re-capitalization In Ibo by Fokativ: 2:06pm On Sep 21, 2011
An Ibo man gave out daughter in marriage in 1995 @ a bride price of N25,000. By 2005 during the banks' RE-CAPITALISATION exercise, the man invited his son-in-law.
Father in law: When did u marry my daughter?
Son in law:1995.
Father in law: How much did u pay as bride price then?
Son in law: N25,000.
Father in law: You will need to RECAPITALIZE to N3 million now or be ready to MERGE with Chief Okwudil
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by Nobody: 2:21pm On Sep 21, 2011
Lol
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by StudioCFR(m): 2:29pm On Sep 21, 2011
hehehehehehe

Everything is business  to Ibo people

u gats see how dey jubilate whenever dia wive gives birth to female child cuz of the moiney they would rake in from her bride price when she's fully grown for marriage

Cant they do u a favour without demanding for moiney compensation?

I actually heard a native doctor turned a lady to goat cuz she refused to pay her house rent

Ibo fiful please stop selling your daughters away to her husband and family for N250,000 moiney for the fine ones and N146,000 for the wougly ones o please cuz moiney is the root of all evil

Thank You
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by Dabss(m): 2:49pm On Sep 21, 2011
^^^^ for your mind now you don make sense abi lol
All dis hating will not make you be an 'nna'
Lol
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by StudioCFR(m): 4:09pm On Sep 21, 2011
ok but why do they pray to have 5 female child and 2 male child?

N250,000 times 5 =
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by Dabss(m): 6:28pm On Sep 21, 2011
Insult!! My daugthers will N1million LAST PRICE
lol
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by lysaa(f): 8:09pm On Sep 21, 2011
Don't insult yasef o. Seems u're not considering time cos na like 25yrs into future u dey talk about so.
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by StudioCFR(m): 8:29pm On Sep 21, 2011
he's Ibo. . He no mind as far as moiney is involved
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by Dabss(m): 8:54pm On Sep 21, 2011
lysaa:

Don't insult yasef o. Seems u're not considering time cos na like 25yrs into future u dey talk about so.
thank u sis
Lets say in 30yrs the value of N1 m = 150m
Kai !!! Nne dis buisness is serious.
Studio CFR:

he's Ibo. . He no mind as far as moiney is involved
its not only ibos. Why is bill gates making windows 8? To make mo money
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by lysaa(f): 9:09pm On Sep 21, 2011
So now u apply bill gates' biz strategy to sell ur dotas kwanu? Na windows wetin dem call dat? Lol.
Re: Re-capitalization In Ibo by StudioCFR(m): 9:18pm On Sep 21, 2011
Da_b¤§§.:

thank u sis
Lets say in 30yrs the value of N1 m = 150m
Kai !!! Nne dis buisness is serious. its not only ibos. Why is bill gates making windows 8? To make mo money

hahahahahahaha
Everything is business to Ibo people

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