TEN EASY WAYS NOT TO SPEND MORE THAN 5K ON A DATE

1. Take her to Chicken Republic: Buy two plates of refuel for #950 per plate. Don't buy water from them because their water is 200 or 250 per bottle. Buy the water or drink from outside. Make sure she does not enter bolt, tell her you don't like the bolt feelings, enter normal taxis.

2. INVITE HER FOR LUNCH AT YOUR HOUSE:
Don't go and spend money outside, instead use 4 or 5k to cook and invite her to come and eat food you prepared yourself. Buy pure water and fill it in your fridge. When you finish eating, you will still have leftovers which you can eat later.

3. GO FOR LUNCH AT HER HOUSE:
Send her like 3k or 4k to prepare some quick for you guys to eat. Even if she prepares noodles, my brother eat am like that.

4. DON'T ALLOW HER TO PICK A VENUE FOR A DATE:
Always pick the venue for a date. Always tell her how much you love eating in a buka. Tell her the joy it gives you. Encourage her to join you and eat in a buka, then go to Ndi restaurant at UST main gate and eat. A lot of them eat there. I am giving you practical experience.

5. SUGGEST A STROLL WITH HER AS A DATE:
Take her on a stroll and make sure she walks a long distance with you. Then buy her #500 suya with plenty of onions. When eating the suya with her rush the suya, and encourage her to eat the onions.

6. TAKE HER FOR KARAOKE:
When you get there order a bottle of drink for both of you. Then try and get the karaoke mic, and make her sing as many songs as possible. When she is done, tell her you are feeling tired you need some rest. You will discover you didn't spend up to 3k for that date.

7. DON'T EVER ACCEPT TO GO ON A MOVIE DATE WITH HER:
If you go on a movie date you will spend a minimum of 5k, so don't. Instead, invite her for Netflix and chill. If you can't afford Netflix go and borrow a laptop and get a flash that has movies on it. Both of you can watch that in your house with two bottles of coke and groundnut.

8. TAKE HER TO THE STADIUM TO WATCH NIGERIAN LEAGUE:
The gate fee at any stadium is usually free, all you may need to spend is your transport down there. Then you can buy suya #500 and two bottles of coke or water. Then you enjoy the game together. If there is violence at the stadium, protect yourself first.

9. TAKE HER TO A PARK OR GARDEN:
This is the cheapest date you can have. When you get to the park, keep strolling around and gisting with her, she may even forget that she has not taken anything. If she insists on taking something, buy her coke or water.

10. GO FOR A TEA DATE:
For those who live in Abuja, it is easy to get this done. Take her to a garden where Arabic tea is sold. A kettle of it goes for between #700 to #1500. The tea is very healthy and medicinal. Then you buy suya 1k. The date is over.

BONUS POINT:
Always take her for burials and weddings. It is the cheapest date in the south. You will only spend on transport then you eat the burial food.

The vision is not to spend more than 5k for a date. We will keep on helping our comrades survive these trying times.

Stay wicked comrades.

#CertifiedCourtist

But no try am for Owerri girls ooo. Ayam just joking abeg

Pat081:


TEN EASY WAYS NOT TO SPEND MORE THAN 5K ON A DATE

1. Take her to Chicken Republic: Buy two plates of refuel for #950 per plate. Don't buy water from them because their water is 200 or 250 per bottle. Buy the water or drink from outside. Make sure she does not enter bolt, tell her you don't like the bolt feelings, enter normal taxis.

2. INVITE HER FOR LUNCH AT YOUR HOUSE:
Don't go and spend money outside, instead use 4 or 5k to cook and invite her to come and eat food you prepared yourself. Buy pure water and fill it in your fridge. When you finish eating, you will still have leftovers which you can eat later.

3. GO FOR LUNCH AT HER HOUSE:
Send her like 3k or 4k to prepare some quick for you guys to eat. Even if she prepares noodles, my brother eat am like that.

4. DON'T ALLOW HER TO PICK A VENUE FOR A DATE:
Always pick the venue for a date. Always tell her how much you love eating in a buka. Tell her the joy it gives you. Encourage her to join you and eat in a buka, then go to Ndi restaurant at UST main gate and eat. A lot of them eat there. I am giving you practical experience.

5. SUGGEST A STROLL WITH HER AS A DATE:
Take her on a stroll and make sure she walks a long distance with you. Then buy her #500 suya with plenty of onions. When eating the suya with her rush the suya, and encourage her to eat the onions.

6. TAKE HER FOR KARAOKE:
When you get there order a bottle of drink for both of you. Then try and get the karaoke mic, and make her sing as many songs as possible. When she is done, tell her you are feeling tired you need some rest. You will discover you didn't spend up to 3k for that date.

7. DON'T EVER ACCEPT TO GO ON A MOVIE DATE WITH HER:
If you go on a movie date you will spend a minimum of 5k, so don't. Instead, invite her for Netflix and chill. If you can't afford Netflix go and borrow a laptop and get a flash that has movies on it. Both of you can watch that in your house with two bottles of coke and groundnut.

8. TAKE HER TO THE STADIUM TO WATCH NIGERIAN LEAGUE:
The gate fee at any stadium is usually free, all you may need to spend is your transport down there. Then you can buy suya #500 and two bottles of coke or water. Then you enjoy the game together. If there is violence at the stadium, protect yourself first.

9. TAKE HER TO A PARK OR GARDEN:
This is the cheapest date you can have. When you get to the park, keep strolling around and gisting with her, she may even forget that she has not taken anything. If she insists on taking something, buy her coke or water.

10. GO FOR A TEA DATE:
For those who live in Abuja, it is easy to get this done. Take her to a garden where Arabic tea is sold. A kettle of it goes for between #700 to #1500. The tea is very healthy and medicinal. Then you buy suya 1k. The date is over.

BONUS POINT:
Always take her for burials and weddings. It is the cheapest date in the south. You will only spend on transport then you eat the burial food.

The vision is not to spend more than 5k for a date. We will keep on helping our comrades survive these trying times.

Stay wicked comrades.

#CertifiedCourtist

great writeup

Good piece.
We women are bloody thieves!