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True Confessions by dm(m): 9:22pm On Mar 02, 2006
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks
his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his
own that she will never open. The bride agrees.

After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his
drawer has been left ajar. She peeks in and sees
3 golf balls and $6,000.

She confronts her mate with her findings, and
asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time
I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the
drawer."

She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad. But
what about the $6,000? He explains "Whenever I
got a dozen golf balls, I sold 'em!"
Re: True Confessions by Free(f): 3:51am On Mar 03, 2006
na waa oooooo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy some men cheesy
Re: True Confessions by Rhodalyn(f): 7:53pm On Mar 07, 2006
nice one cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: True Confessions by babymine(f): 10:46am On Mar 09, 2006
dm, where do you get all these cool jokes from? grin
Re: True Confessions by Ebano(m): 3:07am On Mar 17, 2006
Thats a funny one grin grin grin cheesy
Re: True Confessions by spikelord(m): 8:54am On Mar 17, 2006
How much does a Golf ball cost So we can help the woman to calculate ow many times the man cheated on her!!!!
Re: True Confessions by Skintite(f): 12:01pm On Mar 18, 2006
yeah spikelord,
i'll very much like to do the math too
nice one sha grin grin
Re: True Confessions by loriann(f): 4:43pm On Mar 21, 2006
nice but a gd heart break
Re: True Confessions by ThugLife1(m): 12:43am On Apr 30, 2008
smiley
Re: True Confessions by mimiko(f): 2:45am On Apr 30, 2008
fucking hell how much does a golf ball cost for real
Re: True Confessions by clemcykul(f): 8:15am On Apr 30, 2008
*laffs well and hard*

lol grin
Re: True Confessions by ohilebo(m): 8:25am On Apr 30, 2008
grin grin grin na good investment sha oooo lipsrsealed
Re: True Confessions by olulu(m): 8:34am On Apr 30, 2008
cool one

grin grin grin
Re: True Confessions by dadsgal(f): 3:58pm On Aug 14, 2008
very lovelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grin
Re: True Confessions by tufe(m): 12:17am On Aug 15, 2008
the ways of men grin grin grin

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