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Sneaky Question by dm(m): 9:34pm On Mar 02, 2006
"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's
insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping
to free her husband from his inhibitions, during
a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp-
-only to discover a cucumber in his hand.

Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past
10 years!?!"

"Honey! Let me explain!"

"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You
impotent SOB!!"

"Wait a minute! Speaking of sneaky!" he
interrupted, "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2
kids!!!"
Re: Sneaky Question by Free(f): 2:52am On Mar 03, 2006
ooooh das some shiit
he was been using a cucumber all this while shocked shocked
she couldnt tell it wasnt a real d*ck
hmmmmm wow,
Re: Sneaky Question by Rhodalyn(f): 3:29pm On Mar 06, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy thats a good and funny one cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Sneaky Question by thupsie(m): 6:26pm On Mar 07, 2006
i wish to c uu!! in person
Re: Sneaky Question by micklplus(m): 11:23am On Mar 08, 2006
imagine that cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Sneaky Question by babymine(f): 5:59pm On Mar 08, 2006
Very funny cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Sneaky Question by daychris(f): 10:42pm On Feb 24, 2008
that is too hard to imagine
Re: Sneaky Question by kronkykay(m): 1:29am On Feb 25, 2008
u go dig out this post? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Sneaky Question by TOYOSI20(f): 5:13am On Feb 25, 2008
Nice
Re: Sneaky Question by segunpc(m): 8:47am On Feb 25, 2008
what a godly woman!

very very faithful woman.

well they r both in the game.

good one poster.
Re: Sneaky Question by Lolabbey: 10:12am On Feb 25, 2008
read it b4,

stil funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grin
Re: Sneaky Question by clemcykul(f): 3:20pm On Feb 25, 2008
wattt a cucumber shocked

lmao : grin
Re: Sneaky Question by Lohlarh(f): 4:04pm On Feb 25, 2008
wat manner of pen-- was dat? shocked

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