Where does Nigeria belongs to among underlisted discretions? Seun, Lalasticalala, Mynd44. Do the needful pls.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

So think well.

The only thing I know about Africa..our faith as Africans in the hand of God.overrides our faith in the hands of our leaders.

Nigeria does not belong in any of those discretions.
Nigeria: have two cows, but didn’t know where to place them north wants it but south has the vegetation hence an argument ensued… the cow suffered and died. Now they will fight, curse and even kill each other on top the matter Na d matter we still Dey settle like this.
Meanwhile dem still chop the dead meat o, but only to get strength to continue fighting

Nigerian : No cow, why? Cos we've eaten the grass the cows were supposed to be fed with.

Kleptocratism/Kleptocracy: The average Nigerian is a thief that hasn’t been caught. They only cry about corruption when they’re not directly or indirectly benefiting from it. Give a layman or so called ‘man of the people’ power and they become worse than the devils they claimed to fight e.g Oshiomole, Keyamo, Adejanyu et all 🙄