A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


A.K.ADRLEWIN

post yours and lets see how funny it is, mind you it is a new joke,

new joke ke? your name that you put after the joke na unto copyright infringement?

Ben hen, why do you accept this

this is dry but you appreciated it

Aj dryness isn't d probs wit d joke, its just old and u should learn to be receptive to pple's cos u gon reap what u sow. Watch this space!

@ ben
Nice criticism, u don be consummated man. Lol

you guyz are funny, i composed it myself,
been busy avent got time 4 nairaland in a while,
will make it up 2 u guyz sha.

U shouldn't give room 4 u to get ur gay butt busted mo than it has. We've read this joke here way before u showed up like snow in lagos. Lol

omg hahahahahahahahaha good 1

thanks kemmeye, hopefully will be back soon, just wanna make my folks happy

ajibbel, why do u always talk about ben10? are u in love with the guy? homo guyz!!!! no offence,

Which folks?

mikuz and others, u are all my folks

dat guy yansssssh don scatter

i pray he gets alot of Vaseline dat guys a$$ is in serious kasala

I like gayyy guys. . .especially the light skinned ones. .


*Where is my vaseline*



@joke
Stale!

Stale but still funny though,

hahahahahaha, @studio, i always knew that u are gay!!!!

This Man Koligs, Do u have two ID's?

how possible @ijogz, am a busy man,

@Koligs, i am not homo. My tribe is against it. Ask stupidio cfr!

@ajibel, how am i sure about that? prove it man

Dunno how to prove but u have to believe, i the number 1 joke crıtic on NL isnt homo!

mtcheeeeew 2 @ajibel,

*Laffs at him*

Long post... still find it interesting though...
kudos