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Application For Employment by olawalebabs(m): 11:50am On Sep 29, 2011
*Application for Employment*
"Dear Sir,
I refer 2 d recent death of d Technical Manager at ur company & wish 2 apply 4 d replacement of d dead manager.Each time I apply 4 employment I am told dere is no vacancy but on dis one i hav caught u red handed coz i even attended d funeral & made sure dat he was truly dead b4 applying. Find attached his obituary". LMAO!
Re: Application For Employment by neddyjet(m): 11:54am On Sep 29, 2011
;d
Re: Application For Employment by olawalebabs(m): 11:55am On Sep 29, 2011
will you employ such a person
Re: Application For Employment by bashydemy(m): 12:36pm On Sep 29, 2011
hahhaa the boss no get choice
Re: Application For Employment by Ajibel(m): 2:51pm On Sep 29, 2011
and ola feels this is the right section to post this trash
Re: Application For Employment by olawalebabs(m): 3:12pm On Sep 29, 2011
Ajibel:

and ola feels this is the right section to post this trash
you can educate me on where to post it
Re: Application For Employment by Ajibel(m): 4:15pm On Sep 29, 2011
olawalebab:

you can educate me on where to post it

son you are not a newbie, if youare, read the nairaland rules and is ben hen sleeping, this should be moved. . .more dry jokes plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Re: Application For Employment by olawalebabs(m): 4:22pm On Sep 29, 2011
Ajibel, try your own make we see now, instead of condemning my hard type joke
Re: Application For Employment by Ben13: 4:27pm On Sep 29, 2011
Lol. . .funny. cheesy
Re: Application For Employment by olawalebabs(m): 4:39pm On Sep 29, 2011
Ben-10:

Lol. . .funny. cheesy
thank you o jare
Re: Application For Employment by bashydemy(m): 5:25pm On Sep 29, 2011
Ola no mind that ajibel jare
Re: Application For Employment by gidson12(m): 6:05pm On Oct 01, 2011
hilarious grin
Re: Application For Employment by chux76(m): 2:09pm On Oct 04, 2011
olawalebab:

*Application for Employment*
"Dear Sir,
I refer 2 d recent death of d Technical Manager at your company & wish 2 apply 4 d replacement of d dead manager.Each time I apply 4 employment I am told dere is no vacancy but on dis one i hav caught u red handed coz i even attended d funeral & made sure dat he was truly dead b4 applying. Find attached his obituary". LMAO!

Nice one, very funny
Re: Application For Employment by Agybabe(f): 8:48am On Oct 10, 2011
olawalebab:

*Application for Employment*
"Dear Sir,
I refer 2 d recent death of d Technical Manager at your company & wish 2 apply 4 d replacement of d dead manager.Each time I apply 4 employment I am told dere is no vacancy but on dis one i hav caught u red handed coz i even attended d funeral & made sure dat he was truly dead b4 applying. Find attached his obituary". LMAO!
oga pls employ him cos he caught u red-handed! lipsrsealed
Re: Application For Employment by Onyeasi(m): 9:36am On Oct 10, 2011
olawalebab:

*Application for Employment*
"Dear Sir,
I refer 2 d recent death of d Technical Manager at your company & wish 2 apply 4 d replacement of d dead manager.Each time I apply 4 employment I am told dere is no vacancy but on dis one i hav caught u red handed coz i even attended d funeral & made sure dat he was truly dead b4 applying. Find attached his obituary". LMAO!
angry Not funny. I need better jokes not this but you try. I'll give you 2/10
Re: Application For Employment by jaguda(m): 10:27am On Oct 10, 2011
Onyeasi:

angry Not funny. I need better jokes not this but you try. I'll give you 2/10

and i give 0/10
Re: Application For Employment by agentzakky(m): 11:11pm On Oct 10, 2011
great! this is funny, very funny!
Re: Application For Employment by Exponental(m): 6:40am On Oct 11, 2011
LWKMD!
@OP, NL has so many junks, pls ignore where necessary.
Re: Application For Employment by olawalebabs(m): 6:44am On Oct 11, 2011
That is why am ignoring them.
Re: Application For Employment by Agybabe(f): 8:22am On Oct 11, 2011
olawalebab:

That is why am ignoring them.
of course u dnt av 2 allow them piss u off. Dey r d beauty of this thread! cheesy
Re: Application For Employment by jackpot(f): 6:17pm On Oct 11, 2011
[size=20pt]Why are you all laughing? undecided [/size]
Re: Application For Employment by StudioCFR(m): 9:01pm On Oct 11, 2011
Too long and dry. . . Shiit. . Thought i was reading a text book


OP
thanks for wasting my precious time reading dis through life story of yO's!

Mtchew
Re: Application For Employment by Onyeasi(m): 1:23pm On Oct 12, 2011
Studio CFR:

Too long and dry. . . Shiit. . Thought i was reading a text book


OP
thanks for wasting my precious time reading dis through life story of yO's!

Mtchew
grin[b]Hmmm, True story[/b]
Re: Application For Employment by zealot4me(f): 2:24pm On Oct 12, 2011
nice joke
grin
Re: Application For Employment by bright007(f): 2:48pm On Oct 12, 2011
*where Is d joke?

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