A dog died, and the owner went to his pastor and said: Pastor, my dog is dead, could there be a service for the poor creature?
The pastor replied, " I'm afraid not. We cannot have a service for an animal in the church.
But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling what they believe.
Maybe they'll do something for the animal; u can go and find out"! The man answered innocently, " I'll go right away. . .
but pastor, do you think they will accept a donation of $100,000 as being enough in return for the burial service ?
The Pastor exclaimed ooh! Why didn,t you tell me the Dog was a christian. . . . . . . .

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A crowd gathered at an accident scene and a smart and nosey journalist wanted to get d story first hand.
"Make way, I am d victim's son" he shouted. Slowly d crowd paved way for him.
On getting there,lying lifeless, in front of d car was a goat!