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Why Students Fail Exams !?*+ by Ninjabyte(m): 12:33pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Why student fail exams? It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ‘ONLY 365’ days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days. 6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days. 7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days. 10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day. 11. That 1 day is your birthday. |
Re: Why Students Fail Exams !?*+ by Migines(m): 1:34pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Funny tho. But, wat of d deiz he/she is being tut in skul? |
Re: Why Students Fail Exams !?*+ by Ninjabyte(m): 1:44pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Migines: Ever Wondered why students sleep in class? Dats cos they are on borrowed time. |
Re: Why Students Fail Exams !?*+ by Aiphie(f): 1:45pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Abi my broda. Students sud stay bk hve holidays, sleep, play, eat, jist, fall ill, have birthdays, and all that. That's d real life u know. [/sub]until their eye clear[sub] |
Re: Why Students Fail Exams !?*+ by Migines(m): 1:49pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Now i totall agree wid u. *smiles* |
Re: Why Students Fail Exams !?*+ by Ninjabyte(m): 2:16pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
Aiphie: E be like say u dey talk from experience. Ur eyes don ever clear before? |
Re: Why Students Fail Exams !?*+ by Ninjabyte(m): 2:23pm On Sep 06, 2007 |
More Student Jokes TEACHER: Why are u late? Student : Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." TEACHER: Simbi, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? Student: You told me to do it without using tables!- TEACHER: Ali, how do you spell "crocodile"? Student: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong Student: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! CHEM. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O! TEACHER: Ojo, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have twenty years ago. Student: Me! Our ENGLISH TEACHER: Ali, give me a sentence starting with "I". Student: I is, TEACHER: No, Ali. Always say, "I am." Student: All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" (a voice from the back of the class): "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time. TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. TEACHER: Now, Jane, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Student: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Class : A teacher. |
Re: Why Students Fail Exams !?*+ by Ninjabyte(m): 9:06am On Sep 09, 2007 |
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