The President has a listening ear unlike Jubril and has accented to my proposal on building occupational theraputic centres across the length and breadth of Alaigbo so as to help cushion the trauma and delusions from Obi's lost.

All Obidient sufferers are to kindly register within their village under their Eze to have access to this much needed treatment.

Note that: you must return to Alaigbo and your village to register in the basket weaving therapy that you need to help you through this trying times.

Failure to do so will see to you being committed to Yaba left wing for the criminally insane.

You will only be allowed back when you finish your therapy and weaved at least the WHO and World Psychiatric recommended minimum of 5,000 baskets or more.

A brilliant proposal I must say. 👏. Obi-diots are fast turning into a joke, and their frustration from Obi's shameful lost can lead them into depression. We can take care of their females but we don't want that for our brothers in the yeast.