Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,157,987 members, 7,835,312 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 08:30 AM

Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure - Politics - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Politics / Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure (954 Views)

Army Reacts To Killing Of Watermelon Seller By Soldier / Tinubu: The Blood That Runs In My Veins Is Same That Runs In Every Nigerian / FFK: Pull Down The Statue Of Tinubu, The Slave Owner (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by NaijaCowFarm: 5:37am On Jun 22, 2023
If you are conversant with the traffic signs, you would understand how they are used in measuring growth and development in economics and finance. The traffic light has three key colours, Green, Yellow and Red. Of these three, Green and Red are the more prominent, in that when the light turns green, you are free to pass the traffic light, but when it is red, it is dangerous to pass.

So, in economic and financial indices, when the numbers are represented in green, you know that the economy is in good shape or growing. However, when it is in the red, you understand that the converse is the case, that is that the economy is in bad shape.

In the last three weeks of Tinubu's regime, the economic indices have been in the "green', howbeit in the Watermelon Syndrome.

Now let me tell you something about the watermelon. This beautiful fruit could be deceptive and fool you if you do not understand its nature. On the outside, the watermelon is green, but deep inside the fruit, it is deep red. So, if you were to use a watermelon to assume your economic performance, you would be fooling yourself. Because, while on the outside or what you see, it is green, deep inside the fruit, it is totally red.

So, if we go back to our traffic light scenario, Tinubu's three weeks in office have made some of his followers to be suffering from the watermelon syndrome. They are busy applauding the greenish outside of the watermelon, whereas the inside is rotten red.

Tinubu has gone through the full cycle of removing petroleum subsidies and at the same time floating the national currency. These are not bad ideas in themselves, but the implementation is totally bad. Moreso that this is happening at the same time and within an economy that is totally import-dependent (consumption), with little production. The government did not at all consider the fact that implementing these economic policies within a space of three weeks could spiral into hyperinflation and ultimately destroy whatever was left of Nigeria's currency. For those who are not familiar with the term hyperinflation, it is a term to describe rapid, excessive, and out-of-control general price increases in an economy. While inflation measures the pace of rising prices for goods and services, hyperinflation is rapidly rising inflation, typically measuring more than 50% per month. A good example is what is happening in Venezuela.

How did we get here? Unfortunately, Tinubu is copycatting Peter Obi's economic policies, but because he never understood the nitty gritty around what Obi harped on various fora, he has just gone ahead to place the cart before the horse. So when I hear statements like the Tinubunomocs, I laugh. Nigerians are in for a very difficult situation and it can only get worse.

I have also read some analysts predicting that the $ would fall to N600, which is a very bad dream, by the way, because floating the Naira and at the same time removing petrol subsidy is a delicate twin for economic destruction and disaster. People are buying petrol at about N550 - N590 per litre now. These are the prices for products imported at the rate of N461 to $1. As of yesterday, I learnt that $1 sold for as high as N815. What that means in simple terms is that if products imported at N461/$ are now being sold at N590, you should brace up because the next imported stock at N763/$ would be selling at N977 per litre (proportionately computed), when you add 7.5% VAT, you would be buying it at N1050 at the pump. So, if you buy at any price below these, know that the subsidy was still being paid.

Quite unfortunate that the people shouting "on your mandate" would soon be out of resonance. The same way some of us warned them about the erstwhile disaster called Buhari and they called us wailers, the same way we warned them about Tinubu. Both men have nothing to offer. Buhari's first coming was the most disastrous of the '80s and his last appearance was the worst so far in Nigeria's history.
What about Tinubu? In his 8 years in Lagos, Tinubu only tarred a few roads in Isale-Eko (at the tail-end of his tenure), around Tinubu Square. The mortuary around Marina was smelling so bad that the road was closed. All major roads were in disrepair and all he could do as a governor was to place signposts "This Is Federal Govt Road, Bear With Us". Yet, his agberos were collecting tolls from the same Federal Govt Roads. This is the same man packaged as having developed Lagos, a feat achieved by Fashola and Ambode.

Put simply, Buhari was a very disastrous leader, however, Tunibu would ruin the Nigeria economy finally. He has started so badly and the course he has chosen would see Nigerians poorer. He does not have the capacity to pull this through, except he could begin now to reduce the cost of governance by about 50%, boost productive activities, stop the importation of artificials including medical tourism for which he is a major culprit and sanitize the revenue generation and collection agencies. He is firstly incapacitated because he is himself a fraud and did not get the people's mandate.

At the last count, we had 70 million poor people in the world. In the next two years, Nigeria may be recording over 100 million poorest people alive.

Truly, failure begats failure!

- A wailer extraordinaire

9 Likes 1 Share

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by NaijaCowFarm: 5:45am On Jun 22, 2023
Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by richmond500: 5:52am On Jun 22, 2023
U wake up 5:36 and started wailing.

8 Likes 3 Shares

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by helinues: 5:52am On Jun 22, 2023
Opposition is not madness

Success of his Excellency Bola Tinubu would affect all Nigerians not only the Apc supporters.

Wish him the best and stop the teeth gnashing

9 Likes 4 Shares

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by jumper524(m): 6:10am On Jun 22, 2023
One thing I'm certain about is, even if Tinubu applies the best of policies, you'll still use the gree pepper analogy to criticise it.
His policies are very implementing and decisive.

7 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by WorldRichest: 6:13am On Jun 22, 2023
8 years of wailing, crying, and weeping. Just conserve your energy, you have a long way to go.

The generational fraudulent fuel subsidy is gone forever. This is Emilokan Tinubu. What General Abdulsalami Abubakar, General Olusegun Obasanjo, General Muhammadu Buhari, Alh Yar'Adua, and Dr (Deacon) Goatluck Jonathan could not do ver 26 years period, Emiloan Jagaban did it in the first 30 minutes of his administration. You all now know the real General.

7 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Raskimonojendor: 6:13am On Jun 22, 2023
Wailing wailers for the next 8 years grin

6 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by obasiken: 6:17am On Jun 22, 2023
Excellent writer... we will keep telling the deaf apc supporters because we are in the same boat called Nigeria. Their decision to vote Tinubu will affect all

2 Likes

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by DeeBaDan: 6:37am On Jun 22, 2023
Lol
Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Akwamkpuruamu: 6:45am On Jun 22, 2023
helinues:
Opposition is not madness

Success of his Excellency Bola Tinubu would affect all Nigerians not only the Apc supporters.

Wish him the best and stop the teeth gnashing
DO you build on a muddy foundation and expect the structure to stand?
Check the recent four policies of Tinubu thus far, is the poor being allowed to breathe?
VAT 7.5% on Diesel
Fuel Subsidy Removal
Tuition fee increase with a self impoverishing student loan
Floating the naira when 80% of consumption in Nigeria is import oriented.

2 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Minime10(f): 6:46am On Jun 22, 2023
Do some gullible Nigerians ever read
If yes, do they ever read to understands
How on Earth will people see this kind of expository write up laced with facts and still end up with stupid comments just to show their inborn miserableness as lost bigots.
Kudos to the writer of this very useful article👍

6 Likes 1 Share

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Lenxy: 6:50am On Jun 22, 2023
helinues:
Opposition is not madness

Success of his Excellency Bola Tinubu would affect all Nigerians not only the Apc supporters.

Wish him the best and stop the teeth gnashing
Which of tinubu policies have you benefitted from so far?? At least him and his other politicians are cashing out. Are you saying he is more human than you would ever be??

1 Like 1 Share

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Racoon(m): 6:51am On Jun 22, 2023
The so called swift economic reforms of this criminal mandate govt is just more chains to strangulation the downtrodden masses just smarting out from the afflictions of the last disastrous Buhari’s administration

1 Like 2 Shares

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Zxcvbnmghtr: 6:53am On Jun 22, 2023
Rubbish as usual. Total rubbish. Tinubu is on track, very much on track. You don't sow a seed and reap it's fruit at the very same time. Just like I said earlier, THIS IS A VERY RUBBISH POST. The policies are all long term and very rewarding all that is required is patience and perseverance.

5 Likes 1 Share

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by chidiokay: 7:01am On Jun 22, 2023
NaijaCowFarm:
https://www.nairaland.com/7737191/developing-nations-shouldnt-float-currencies

Good read for the mandators



Some of you are just suffering Losers PTSD, From a realistic view there is nothing anybody can do in 3weeks under the current situation of the country that can reflect positive changes or grows asap.
IF the new administration of wailer can't differentiate between "Commend & Celebration" then there problem is incurable

In the last 3 weeks Tinubu have taken decisions that other past administration won't dare, and his appointments so far are top notch, they are all excellence in there respective fields, so

The new administration are taking things in a whole new direction and people are just Optimistic taking a new route might lead to the promise land, that is worth commendation and when we start seeing the effect changes we will celebrate
if all we look forward to do is criticize & condemn everything even when we see good, then that is not opposition that is HATRED at play. there is time for everything

6 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by swaggerjack: 7:03am On Jun 22, 2023
NaijaCowFarm:
If you are conversant with the traffic signs, you would understand how they are used in measuring growth and development in economics and finance. The traffic light has three key colours, Green, Yellow and Red. Of these three, Green and Red are the more prominent, in that when the light turns green, you are free to pass the traffic light, but when it is red, it is dangerous to pass.

So, in economic and financial indices, when the numbers are represented in green, you know that the economy is in good shape or growing. However, when it is in the red, you understand that the converse is the case, that is that the economy is in bad shape.

In the last three weeks of Tinubu's regime, the economic indices have been in the "green', howbeit in the Watermelon Syndrome.

Now let me tell you something about the watermelon. This beautiful fruit could be deceptive and fool you if you do not understand its nature. On the outside, the watermelon is green, but deep inside the fruit, it is deep red. So, if you were to use a watermelon to assume your economic performance, you would be fooling yourself. Because, while on the outside or what you see, it is green, deep inside the fruit, it is totally red.

So, if we go back to our traffic light scenario, Tinubu's three weeks in office have made some of his followers to be suffering from the watermelon syndrome. They are busy applauding the greenish outside of the watermelon, whereas the inside is rotten red.

Tinubu has gone through the full cycle of removing petroleum subsidies and at the same time floating the national currency. These are not bad ideas in themselves, but the implementation is totally bad. Moreso that this is happening at the same time and within an economy that is totally import-dependent (consumption), with little production. The government did not at all consider the fact that implementing these economic policies within a space of three weeks could spiral into hyperinflation and ultimately destroy whatever was left of Nigeria's currency. For those who are not familiar with the term hyperinflation, it is a term to describe rapid, excessive, and out-of-control general price increases in an economy. While inflation measures the pace of rising prices for goods and services, hyperinflation is rapidly rising inflation, typically measuring more than 50% per month. A good example is what is happening in Venezuela.

How did we get here? Unfortunately, Tinubu is copycatting Peter Obi's economic policies, but because he never understood the nitty gritty around what Obi harped on various fora, he has just gone ahead to place the cart before the horse. So when I hear statements like the Tinubunomocs, I laugh. Nigerians are in for a very difficult situation and it can only get worse.

I have also read some analysts predicting that the $ would fall to N600, which is a very bad dream, by the way, because floating the Naira and at the same time removing petrol subsidy is a delicate twin for economic destruction and disaster. People are buying petrol at about N550 - N590 per litre now. These are the prices for products imported at the rate of N461 to $1. As of yesterday, I learnt that $1 sold for as high as N815. What that means in simple terms is that if products imported at N461/$ are now being sold at N590, you should brace up because the next imported stock at N763/$ would be selling at N977 per litre (proportionately computed), when you add 7.5% VAT, you would be buying it at N1050 at the pump. So, if you buy at any price below these, know that the subsidy was still being paid.

Quite unfortunate that the people shouting "on your mandate" would soon be out of resonance. The same way some of us warned them about the erstwhile disaster called Buhari and they called us wailers, the same way we warned them about Tinubu. Both men have nothing to offer. Buhari's first coming was the most disastrous of the '80s and his last appearance was the worst so far in Nigeria's history.
What about Tinubu? In his 8 years in Lagos, Tinubu only tarred a few roads in Isale-Eko (at the tail-end of his tenure), around Tinubu Square. The mortuary around Marina was smelling so bad that the road was closed. All major roads were in disrepair and all he could do as a governor was to place signposts "This Is Federal Govt Road, Bear With Us". Yet, his agberos were collecting tolls from the same Federal Govt Roads. This is the same man packaged as having developed Lagos, a feat achieved by Fashola and Ambode.

Put simply, Buhari was a very disastrous leader, however, Tunibu would ruin the Nigeria economy finally. He has started so badly and the course he has chosen would see Nigerians poorer. He does not have the capacity to pull this through, except he could begin now to reduce the cost of governance by about 50%, boost productive activities, stop the importation of artificials including medical tourism for which he is a major culprit and sanitize the revenue generation and collection agencies. He is firstly incapacitated because he is himself a fraud and did not get the people's mandate.

At the last count, we had 70 million poor people in the world. In the next two years, Nigeria may be recording over 100 million poorest people alive.

Truly, failure begats failure!

- A wailer extraordinaire

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Christistruth03: 7:21am On Jun 22, 2023
So OP doesn't know that Water Melon is extremely Medicinal and cures so many illnesses
Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by onatisi(m): 7:44am On Jun 22, 2023
i am glad you yourself accept the fact that all the policies he is doing are good ones but just the implementation. the truth is no one gets it right all the time and what we need to know and realize is that the monumental failure of the dullard called buhari will make any sensible human being no matter the low IQ looks like a savior and messiah, this nation has been under the most stuppid and dumbest leader in the entire history of Nigeria for 8 solid years, so any little good sensible move by any leader will be celebrated as a sign of returning normalcy. let's give tinubu the time and chance, if he is doing the right things the wrong way, with time he will get it right.

1 Like

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by rejoice4eva(m): 8:46am On Jun 22, 2023
onatisi:
i am glad you yourself accept the fact that all the policies he is doing are good ones but just the implementation. the truth is no one gets it right all the time and what we need to know and realize is that the monumental failure of the dullard called buhari will make any sensible human being no matter the low IQ looks like a savior and messiah, this nation has been under the most stuppid and dumbest leader in the entire history of Nigeria for 8 solid years, so any little good sensible move by any leader will be celebrated as a sign of returning normalcy. let's give tinubu the time and chance, if he is doing the right things the wrong way, with time he will get it right.

I strongly hope you will not write the same thing about Tinubu very soon? You people so much defended this same Buhari you are criticizing now to the extent that you people said if it is only newspaper he presented as certificate you will vote him.
Separating Buhari's eight years failure and disappointment from Tinubu, your self acclaimed kingmaker and APC national leader is the greatest fraud of the century.
It is really unfortunate that Nigeria is having another shameless ruler and not a leader after the traumatic government of despotic Buhari

1 Like 1 Share

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Treadway: 10:28am On Jun 22, 2023
rejoice4eva:

I strongly hope you will not write the same thing about Tinubu very soon? You people so much defended this same Buhari you are criticizing now to the extent that you people said if it is only newspaper he presented as certificate you will vote him.
Separating Buhari's eight years failure and disappointment from Tinubu, your self acclaimed kingmaker and APC national leader is the greatest fraud of the century.
It is really unfortunate that Nigeria is having another shameless ruler and not a leader after the traumatic government of despotic Buhari
make una leave these guys. Like the OP has outlined, the water melon will be served to ALL. Just watch, wait and see. They are already acting out the 'Blame buhari' script, same Buhari that as you said they vowed they would return in 2019 even if na nepa bill na him certificate. Do those kinds of people strike you as normal humans? Shebi they want to be worse off in life. They want the poverty to keep increasing, that legacy of record level of poverty increase that Bubu cemented gladdens them. Leave them!

We are in it together. Just dey look dem.
Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Validated: 10:50am On Jun 22, 2023
Tinubu may abdicate office by the time the people start protesting. The srilanka experience may be a child's play.
Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Donbabaj: 2:07pm On Jun 22, 2023
Moderator will not push this to front page.

How does it even sound? like remove subsidy from ALL susidized goods and services in an already economy with inflation without palliatives. The so called palliatives have not been implemented till now o! Its still under deliberation! Its like building a house on a weak foundation. You answer is as good as mine.
Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by seguno2: 7:25pm On Jun 24, 2023
rejoice4eva:

I strongly hope you will not write the same thing about Tinubu very soon? You people so much defended this same Buhari you are criticizing now to the extent that you people said if it is only newspaper he presented as certificate you will vote him.
Separating Buhari's eight years failure and disappointment from Tinubu, your self acclaimed kingmaker and APC national leader is the greatest fraud of the century.
It is really unfortunate that Nigeria is having another shameless ruler and not a leader after the traumatic government of despotic Buhari

Well said.

How people expect Tinubu who has been a failure in Lagos since 1999, to be a success at the federal level, is beyond logic, especially when you consider that he was the sponsor and integral part of the failed Buhari government.

1 Like 1 Share

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by Odumegwu444: 8:59pm On Jun 24, 2023
@Op, The fact that your father and mother failed along their ethnic lines does not mean PBAT will fall.
Your father impregnated your mother with a failed (abnormal sprematozoa
You are the real definition of failure.
You just posted a failed article.
You failed in paragraph 1
You scored zero.

Re: Tinubu & The Watermelon Syndrome - Failure Begats Failure by grandstar(m): 11:28pm On Jun 24, 2023
Racoon:
The so called swift economic reforms of this criminal mandate govt is just more chains to strangulation the downtrodden masses just smarting out from the afflictions of the last disastrous Buhari’s administration

Economists generally prefer "shock therapy" to a slow and gradual process. A slow and gradual process may get people fed up with further reforms in time and block

The most painful reform has been carried out now which is ending the petrol subsidy. The other to come should be the increase in electricity prices by 40% but this is insufficient. Rather, a full deregulation of the price would have been the best. Eventually, it will move on to that.

The merging of the exchange rates which has already taken place won't be really painful as almost all products sold in the market were priced at the black market rate of 750 anyway and not the official rate of 461 under Buhari.

The only other painful reform is the trimming down the civil service by about 40% of its present staff strength. This would cut down recurrent expenditure and reduce the side of the budget deficit or the money saved expended on more beneficial projects.

Why continue Buhari's disastrous policies when you state they are a disaster? Atiku and Obi promised to also tow the same line.

3 Likes

(1) (Reply)

JUST IN: Second Niger Bridge Vandalised / Inec Seeks For Forgiveness From The Masses As They Confirm They Are Still At The / Road: Channel Your Complaint To FG, Ogun Govt Urges Obong Of Calabar

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 89
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.