there were 2 construction workers,1 on the top floor and 1 below.The top 1 forgot to bring his saw along so he call up to the 1 below to bring his saw up but the 1 below couldn hear.So the he uses sign language & show what he needs 2 his friend.His friend nodded his head then took off his pants and started masturbating.The guy on the top goes Wtf and went down and ask his friend,'Wat are u doing,i thought i ask u 2 bring me my saw?' And his friend replied,'i knw, i'm just trying to tell u tat i'm cumming'

A couple drove down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither would concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied. "In-laws.

A waitress in a New York City Restraunt sees three japanese bussiness men furiously masturbating at their table
She runs over to them and says "Hey what do you guys think your doing"?
One Japanese Man explains: "can't you see we are all very Hungry"?
The waitress asks incredulously so how is jacking off in the middle of a restraunt gonna help the situation?"
one of the other guys says "Menu says first come first serve"

And these is supposed to make one laugh.

nope it suppose to make one cry.