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The Difference Between Potential And Reality by Nobody: 7:25pm On Mar 03, 2006 |
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between ‘POTENTIAL’ and ‘REALITY’?" His father looks up thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with donald duke for 15 million naira,. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with desmond eliott for 15 million naira. When your finished, come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you 15 million naira, would you sleep with donald duke?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your dad, but yes, I would." Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you 15 million naira, would you sleep with desmond eliott?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. ‘POTENTIALLY’ we're sitting on 30 million bucks, but in ‘REALITY’, we are living with a couple of whores." |
Re: The Difference Between Potential And Reality by Todd(m): 9:00pm On Mar 06, 2006 |
your math is off, it is 30 million (your prefered curenncy here) but yes they are |
Re: The Difference Between Potential And Reality by Nobody: 7:16pm On Mar 12, 2006 |
thanks man,its edited! |
Re: The Difference Between Potential And Reality by Oracle(m): 12:13am On Mar 13, 2006 |
Todd:hey todd itz okay the joke is still okay |
Re: The Difference Between Potential And Reality by MrTurkey(m): 3:17am On Nov 24, 2007 |
cackle cackle cackle |
Re: The Difference Between Potential And Reality by kronkykay(m): 4:31am On Nov 24, 2007 |
@ poster is this the remix or rather the merix of this joke. this joke graced this forum 100yrs ago. why now------ try read other poster. |
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