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Lwkmd Sooo Funny.whats The Diff Btw A Car And A Kiss. / A Kiss Per Yard! / The Sound Of A Kiss And A Slap. (2) (3) (4)
A Kiss And A Slap by Everbright(f): 8:48am On Jul 16, 2007 |
A young soldier and his commanding officer boardeda train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can't find a place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle froma young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young womanand the young soldier are interested in each because they are giving each other "looks." Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young soldier to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him." The commanding officer is sitting there thinking:"I didn't know the young soldier was brave enoughto kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn'tmissed him when she slapped and hit me!" The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the soldier kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!" The young soldier sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life is good. When does a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his commanding officer all at the same time!" |
Re: A Kiss And A Slap by Pamperme: 6:39pm On Jul 16, 2007 |
Very funny, had to read over and over again |
Re: A Kiss And A Slap by stont101(m): 10:41am On Jul 17, 2007 |
the young i like him, kissin and slapin, he most be very fast |
Re: A Kiss And A Slap by cuteass1(f): 1:38am On Jul 24, 2007 |
Good one |
Re: A Kiss And A Slap by dominobaby(f): 9:04am On Jul 24, 2007 |
Nice one. Got me smiling. |
Re: A Kiss And A Slap by uchetobi(f): 11:15am On Jul 24, 2007 |
o oh my God. Dis is so funny |
Re: A Kiss And A Slap by oge4real(f): 11:53pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
very funny. |
Re: A Kiss And A Slap by menosky: 11:42am On Jul 25, 2007 |
vry funny,cant wait2 tell my sistas.fits d illustratn of using one stone 2kill 2 birds.cant help wonderin hw d soldier managed both acts. |
Re: A Kiss And A Slap by jayjaylux(m): 10:24pm On Jul 25, 2007 |
Dat was awesome, life is gud indeed, i wish i had a chance t do 2 brave things at once |
Re: A Kiss And A Slap by Amigoz(f): 8:51pm On Jul 29, 2007 |
funny had to read it twice though |
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