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Will You Rather Spend 78,000,000 On Women? We Put Together What We Will Do by BuildoCrat: 4:04pm On Jul 05, 2023
Mr Freaky Freaky temporarily learnt his lesson and entered a brief hiatus of freaking the account of random ladies in his career as a womanizer, our analysts observed this at the end of 2021. We decided to run a cost management/estimation analysis of his records, 40 videos later, we discovered that Mr Freaky-Freaky, A.K.A Daddy-wa, has spent 78,114,550 naira on WOMEN.

Our analysis covered the period starting from 9th August 2019 to 19th January 2022. This ''philandering'' old man gave out huge amounts to the other gender on 40 different occasions, talk of a money-miss road.

I am sure you can see the length we went to get you this juicy piece of information, but that's not the point, the main issue is what are the better ways he could have spent 78 million plus instead of giving it to ladies?
We all can learn from this; a bag of cement is now 4500 Naira on buildocrat.com. In 2019, it was 2,600 Naira only. Daddy-wa could have had 30,000 bags of Cement in storage with Buildocrat.com, if he bought them with this 78 million naira in 2019.
I cannot begin to explain to you how many houses you will be able to build from 30 thousand bags of cement. It is enough to turn you into a Real Estate Developer. That same 78 million, at a cement price of 4000 Naira some many months later will only buy 19,500 bags of cement......Take a step back and look at the difference in just 3 years. That is a 10,500 bags loss. TEN THOUSAND BAGS!
That is if he had even invested the money in storing bags of cement with Buildocrat, Had he done so, he would be smiling now.
Imagine buying bags of Cement and storing them when the price was 2600 Naira, with 78 million naira, giving you 30,000 bags. Now imagine selling those 30,000 bags at today's price of 4000 naira per bag. Do the math, that's a revenue of 120 million, giving you a nice tidy profit of 42 million naira, in just three years.
That is an ROI of almost 20% PER YEAR. What this means in real terms is that if it costs you 78 million, for example, to build a block of apartments in 2019, that same building, using the same quantity of materials, without changing anything, will cost you 120 million in 2022. Imagine what it will cost you today.

So, if you have 78 million and you believe you are saving money to build a house by keeping it in the bank, thinking it will be enough for the kind of house you want to put up, you do not understand what inflation is, because, in three years, you will have to find extra money to add to that 78 million. That is if you are not even a spendthrift like Mr Freaky-Freaky.
A spendthrift will not even have the 78 million in the first place, because it would have been shared out to numerous ladies, or night clubbing, or a drug habit. Imagine saving an average of 500 thousand per month in the form of bags of Cement or pieces of Blocks with Buildocrat?
Imagine what you will be able to do with the materials in several years when prices would have certainly changed...by either selling them off or using them to build your own house. Far better than keeping it in the bank where inflation will ''eat'' it, or putting it in liquid investments where you can easily spend it on emergencies.
Buildocrat offers you a disciplined way of amassing construction materials like bags of cement and pieces of blocks on a recurrent basis with any amount of money, including flex money, chicken change, large sums, small sums, beer money and freak-freaky money.
You are not broke, you can do it, we are here to help you via a platform that accepts your deposits, converts them to physical units of construction materials, store them in warehouses around the country and delivers them to you when you finally need them… maybe in a year, two years... whenever you decide, without asking you to add extra money because prices have increased.
As far as we are concerned, you have already bought the materials from us, we are only keeping them in storage for you until you need them. Don't be like Mr. freaky-freaky.....

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