Ever heard of the word "grace"? That should be the middle name of some Nigerian celebrities, particularly the ones on this article’s list. Ever heard of the phrase Life has no balance"? That is what comes to mind when I remember that these particular celebrities escaped trenches and poverty to become global sensations today when more sensible and mentally qualified people are struggling for three-square meals. The one and only song that can explain these guys' rise to stardom is Mr. 2Kay’s "God can bless anyone".

By their facial looks, dressing, behavior, and speech code, anyone who knew them while they were growing up would have guessed that they would end up being vulcanizers, vehicle mechanics, bus conductors, bouncers, or street agberos.

Even people who wish them so well might have only just prayed they replace MC Oluomo as NURTW Chairman or become thugs to well-influential politicians. However, they turned out to be well-known personalities both in Nigeria and around the world, but of course, you may successfully lead a horse to a river but definitely not force it to drink water.
These celebrities, despite being so successful, still have this flare for agberoism, and sometimes they probably still wish they were in motor parks dragging passengers with fellow bus conductors.

In no particular order, these five Nigerian celebrities are:



5./Naira Marley.



The NO-BELT-GANG (NBG) boss would have probably been one of these loud-mouthed, but strengthless, annoying Lagos bus conductors, who will waste no time heaping huge insults on any passenger that gets into the bus without the appropriate amount (without change). And of course, his loud-mouthedness would have been honored with corresponding insults, slaps, and a few punches.

However, Marley luckily had the advantage of studying abroad, after which he returned to Nigeria and attempted music. Luckily, he also gained prominence in music after the release of the hit single with Olamide titled "Issa Goal." In 2019, he literally owned the music airwaves after the success of his solo mega-hit, Soapy, which received widespread acceptance by worldwide chronic masturbators and aspiring masturbators alike.

Some of his other popular songs include Tesumole, Chichi, and Am I a Yahoo Boy, ft. Zlatan.

But with Naira’s recent career retrenchment and dwindling, I guess the destiny he has been delaying will certainly not be denied. Well, except he holds on to his Signee, Zinoleesky, or signs in more talented artists to his label. If he doesn’t, I doubt the motor parks won’t be calling a few years from now.



4. Bolanle Ninalowo



If not for fame, I’m pretty sure Bolanle would have worked as a bus conductor in the morning, a nightclub bouncer at night, and a thief at midnight. As a bus conductor, Bolanle would have been the slow-to-speak, slow-to-react, but dangerous-in-anger type of conductor.

His kind of person would probably allow an annoying passenger to introduce, experiment with, and discuss his rants and insults properly before he concluded with a few punches in the mouth of that fellow. And of course, his punches would definitely lead his victim to either an advanced pharmacy kiosk or an unfurnished hospital.

Bolanle Ninalowo rose to prominence in 2010 after featuring in a TV movie series tagged "Rebirth".

Since his emergence into the Nollywood industry, he has featured in over 100 movies, 97% of which he played befitting roles like those of a tout, a drunkard, a troublesome womanizer, and a thief. Kudos Nollywood.

Thank you for giving him roles that rejuvenate memories of what he would have become if not for fame. Of course, the way he interprets those Agbero roles would tell you that he was certainly meant for this.

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if Portable was a celebrity, his name should have been up there too.