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The Buttocks And The Toilet by ajuksobi: 1:44pm On Jul 11, 2023 |
THE BUTTOCKS AND THE TOILET In every house, there is a toilet Toilets stay at the back Buttocks stay at the back Both belong to the back And never at the front Why? They emit ugly rottenness Yet, men adulate the outsized putridness The buttocks is their way to El-Dorado - It swings and command obeisance But legion of buttocks are bed of rashes Waiting to contaminate the dishes Still men gobble the wobble And later lie feeble Today, buttocks is generated in a theater Strapped in a titillating schemata And rolling like an endless wave In spite of the beguiling, The buttocks is at the back And an ally of the toilet By: Ajukura, Fidelis O. ajukurafidelis@gmail.com 11th July, 2023. 1 Like |
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