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Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 1:46am On Oct 11, 2011
Abegi! I dey sing am like song! This na strictly pidgin thread! If your oyibo grammatical no gree make you pidginate for this thread, waka far! grin . . . . . Just try ya best sha! grin Oya, make we start the pidgin toasting, e fit be toast we person toast you, or toast we you toast person, or toast wey you don hear before! I hear this one. . . cheesy

"Babe how far na? . . . Anytime wey i see you, na so body go dey sweet me, my head go dey totori me, my heart go just dey do waaaaah! In short, babe, i love you! Talk your own"


Next!. . . cheesy

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Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by chamber2(m): 3:50am On Oct 11, 2011
My daalin, how u dey na? ur love just dey make me craze and i no fit comot my eyes 4rm u until u gree marry me. I luv u, Nwa!
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Afam4eva(m): 4:46am On Oct 11, 2011
That those stupid lines una wan take catch Nigerian babe? Una no well. How about something like this.

[b]Babe, na. Because of you I just leave my duplex for VGC, drive come here for inside my bentley just make I tell you how I dey feel about you. I fit forfeit the millions for my bank account just to show you say this your love dey do me yori yori.[/ b] grin

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Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 7:10am On Oct 11, 2011
afam4eva:

That those silly lines una wan take catch Nigerian babe? Una no well. How about something like this.

[b]Babe, na. Because of you I just leave my duplex for VGC, drive come here for inside my bentley just make I tell you how I dey feel about you. I fit forfeit the millions for my bank account just to show you say this your love dey do me yori yori.[/ b] grin

Hmm! Ewuoooo! How many chikala don fall for this one? Ehn bros? grin grin

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Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Afam4eva(m): 7:39am On Oct 11, 2011
That one na fiction.
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by seedord247(m): 7:42am On Oct 11, 2011
Nne Na bcus of you i send my mama go village so make she no give us problem.
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by slimyem: 7:53am On Oct 11, 2011
babe,i see u say you set.the thing con dey scatter my head,con still make me wan piss for body.
Chikala,i wan take you home to mama.
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 7:58am On Oct 11, 2011
fine giaaal, na u make me waka sotey people wey see me for road think say i de craze, but e no koncine me. since i see you for dat moto pak d orda day, na so so u i com de see eviryday evin for my nightmare. ehn wetin com make me de purshu u be say, i like u verry wear, and if u no gree for me, i fit craze o! since u don make me kolo already. see ur fine fine leg, see fine fine teet wey wite finish like emzur paracitamol. u com get iyanga smile wey de make dis my head do dada for you. chai baby u two fine. see as u de smile for me, ewoo! na me be dis. wetin b dat ur swit name self baby? i know se e no go pass lovina. i go call u lata ehn becos dis ur ogbonge chape tel me say ur numba end wit 8
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 8:07am On Oct 11, 2011
tiniyata:

fine giaaal, na u make me waka sotey people wey see me for road think say i de craze, but e no koncine me. since i see you for dat moto pak d orda day, na so so u i com de see eviryday evin for my nightmare. ehn wetin com make me de purshu u be say, i like u verry wear, and if u no gree for me, i fit craze o! since u don make me kolo already. see your fine fine leg, see fine fine teet wey wite finish like emzur paracitamol. u com get iyanga smile wey de make dis my head do dada for you. chai baby u two fine. see as u de smile for me, ewoo! na me be dis. wetin b dat your swit name self baby? i know se e no go pass lovina. i go call u lata ehn becos dis your ogbonge chape tel me say your numba end wit 8
Chooooooi! I go try this one, i swear! grin grin

I hear dis wan for wan song like that:

Babe, you must to cure my craze
If u want me and u we go race
i fit take u bck to my place
so me and u jus go dey dey. . . . .


Una replies "ogbongelicious"
. . . . tongue tongue grin
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 8:26am On Oct 11, 2011
no time o! pidgin get levels
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 8:30am On Oct 11, 2011
see ehn, al dis fine girls around na pidgin me de use de toast dem o and al d lines go just de burst their head
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 8:40am On Oct 11, 2011
tiniyata:

see ehn, al dis fine girls around na pidgin me de use de toast dem o and[b] al d lines go just de burst their head[/b]
As in, lines wey go popcornalize dia medulla, come scatter dia dada join. . . grin
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 8:59am On Oct 11, 2011
and suya-loquize their yeye hungry mouth
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 9:21am On Oct 11, 2011
tiniyata:

fine giaaal, na u make me waka sotey people wey see me for road think say i de craze, but e no koncine me. since i see you for dat moto pak d orda day, na so so u i com de see eviryday evin for my nightmare. ehn wetin com make me de purshu u be say, i like u verry wear, and if u no gree for me, i fit craze o! since u don make me kolo already. see your fine fine leg, see fine fine teet wey wite finish like emzur paracitamol. u com get iyanga smile wey de make dis my head do dada for you. chai baby u two fine. see as u de smile for me, ewoo! na me be dis. wetin b dat your swit name self baby? i know se e no go pass lovina. i go call u lata ehn becos dis your ogbonge chape tel me say your numba end wit 8
Omo i don laff die!!! Me self don dey trip, Ewwwwweeee oooooooooo
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by madynat(f): 9:28am On Oct 11, 2011
bros na wao for u oooo grin
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by mashnino(m): 9:35am On Oct 11, 2011
o gal na ur luv dey make my heart go jigi jigi bom bom,
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by emofine(f): 10:35am On Oct 11, 2011
seedord247:

Nne Na bcus of you i send my mama go village so make she no give us problem.

you be correct bobo grin

sexkillz:

I hear dis wan for wan song like that:

Babe, you must to cure my craze
If u want me and u we go race
i fit take u bck to my place
so me and u jus go dey dey. . . . .
. . . . tongue tongue grin

guy, wetin be the song wey contain dis one before?
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Basildon1(m): 10:37am On Oct 11, 2011
tiniyata:

fine giaaal, na u make me waka sotey people wey see me for road think say i de craze, but e no koncine me. since i see you for dat moto pak d orda day, na so so u i com de see eviryday evin for my nightmare. ehn wetin com make me de purshu u be say, i like u verry wear, and if u no gree for me, i fit craze o! since u don make me kolo already. see your fine fine leg, see fine fine teet wey wite finish like emzur paracitamol. u com get iyanga smile wey de make dis my head do dada for you. chai baby u two fine. see as u de smile for me, ewoo! na me be dis. wetin b dat your swit name self baby? i know se e no go pass lovina. i go call u lata ehn becos dis your ogbonge chape tel me say your numba end wit 8
Ahn ahn, RESPECT!!
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 10:47am On Oct 11, 2011
emofine:

you be correct bobo grin

guy, wetin be the song wey contain dis one before?
I no fit remember, but the guy na rivers guy sha!. . .
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 11:10am On Oct 11, 2011
O baby every time u pass 4 my yard u dey make my head pop,u dey scatter my medulla,i swear the first day u talk to me nut wey dey my brain comot,ur love dey sweat me like sugarcane,come be my banana i go be ur groundnut,i no dey look for ur ikebe na only ur sweetness i want.i swear baby i go carry u go ur village go pay ur papa so make i marry u.
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 11:15am On Oct 11, 2011
@basildon wetin man go do na. i fit take pidgin toast babe here o
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Woke4all(m): 11:16am On Oct 11, 2011
Guy:  O baby Hw your own be?

Girl: wettin happen?

Guy: you don just forget me na na na?  It's wa 4 you o,

Girl: please i dont know you. Don't vex

Guy: Na me u giv numba inside bus nana o.

Girl: oh, no vex abeg.

Guy: no wahala just dat i mistakenly delete am just na so call dis line make i save am again wink +123456789

Girl: dials +123456789

Guy: no qualms na.

Girl: ok

Guy: Na nkechi abi?

Girl: you don just forget my name too. I be Joy na grin
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by yusuf2(m): 11:22am On Oct 11, 2011
Nna, nawa for d chik wey go fall for guy wey use pidgin english toast am oh, me i been dey think sey na only ashawo dem dey use pidgin for undecided
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 11:28am On Oct 11, 2011
^You don live for Pitakwa (PHC) before? You for no talk like that. . .
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Woke4all(m): 11:31am On Oct 11, 2011
yusuf_@:

Nna, nawa for d chik wey go fall for guy wey use pidgin english toast am oh, me i been dey think sey na only ashawo dem dey use pidgin for undecided
[/b][b]My guy leave dat thing jor, Na only poor man dey speak phonetics because of babe.
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 11:32am On Oct 11, 2011
you! yes you!! Wey de read dis my yarns now, no be u tell me se i no go si u again? Na wetin u com de take me do? I tell u say na GOD bless me de very first day wey i si u, u com de do shakara for me. i bin tink se u don leave me for good but i know se u still love me, since i tell u de last time say 'i go always be de bee wey de disturb u honey'
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 11:36am On Oct 11, 2011
@woke4all, u too sabi things. i hail o
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 11:38am On Oct 11, 2011
Woke4all:

[/b][b]My guy leave dat thing jor, [size=14pt] Na only poor man dey speak phonetics because of babe.[/size]
Bros you just talk the truth in an ogbongelicious way! grin grin grin
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by yusuf2(m): 11:41am On Oct 11, 2011
sexkillz:

^You don live for Pitakwa (PHC) before? You for no talk like that. . .
No, but i don stay warri b4, matter of fact, na warri i dey now sef, and trust me, korekt babe no go even stand to here u speak pidgin for her side, tok less of to begin toast am.

Woke4all:

[/b][b]My guy leave dat thing jor,  [b]Na only poor man dey speak phonetics because of babe.[/b]
my guy, english simple oh, but if na LEA or Grammar school u go, na then u go see am as phonetics

kai, sexkillz, this your rule to use only pidgin dey make me miss yan oh.  grin
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by MrCork17: 11:42am On Oct 11, 2011
Sexkillz.  Your head is NOT correct: you albino Shimp-Pan-Zeeeee.   angry
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by Nobody: 11:43am On Oct 11, 2011
@tiniyata
E be like say you sef get degree for "pidgin toastingnology" grin grin
Re: Pidgin English "chyking" Lines You've Used Or Heard (strictly Pidgin) by pinkrex(m): 11:43am On Oct 11, 2011
This post dey do me tininitanana tongue

The Op no dey try like 2face tongue

Sexikillz, . . . . but still plenty children tongue tongue tongue grin grin

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