7 GOLDEN RULES OF THE BROKE LIFE.

#1. If you must be broke, make sure you do not have broke friends.

#2. Always take turns to be broke. As friends, all of you must not be broke at the same time.

#3. Never be broke during the holidays or festive season. It is a natural disaster.

#4. Never you pursue women when you're broke unless the women you're pursuing will unbroke you.

#5. If you must be broke, make sure you're alone in this life. Don't be tempted to marry. Let the thunder that will fire you have focus.

#6. If you're broke, stop packaging like you're rich. You're confusing your destiny helpers.

#7. If you're broke, be very humble. You do not know the ₦100 that will save your life.

No. 5 sounds funny. As if you want to confuse thunder with marriage. Abeg go broke while you are still single make the thunder no go fire innocent woman join. LoL