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Bill Gates Interview by sulad82i(m): 9:09pm On Oct 12, 2011 |
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Chukwujekwu a Nigerian living in USA. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people left. Chukwujekwu said to himself, “I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'”. Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave, 2000 people left. Chukwujekwu said to himself “I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?” So he stayed behind again. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who didn’t have a minimum of a Diploma in Business Management to leave. 500 people left the room. Chukwujekwu said to himself, “I left school at 15, just after standard 6, but what have I got to lose?” So, he stayed in the room. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croat to leave. 498 people left the room, Chukwujekwu says to himself, “I do not speak one word of Serb-Croat and I'm pretty sure Gates doesn't either so what do I have to lose?” So he stayed and finds himself with one other candidate. EVERYONE ELSE HAS GONE. Bill Gates joined them and said, “Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serb-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language. And, ” Chukwujekwu turned to the other candidate and in a horse voice said "Yoruba Yoruba ! Nnaa di anyi how far? Kèdu kwanu? wetin no dey shèlèè? Biko gwa'm oku !!!" The other candidate answered calmly but clearly saying "Omo Igbo diè diè o, bawo ni? èjọọ ma ba chance mi jè o. Mo need ishè yi badly sè, !!" Chukwujekwu, , was stunned !!!! , but that was nothing compared to the shock in the eyes of both candidates when Gates said , "Ha ba you Nigerians HA BA !!!! Na wetin Sef? Una wan tryyyyyyy meeeee?" keep smiling Naija go better 1 Like |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by mashnino(m): 10:32pm On Oct 12, 2011 |
loved it |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Emmyk(m): 11:30pm On Oct 12, 2011 |
HAHAHAHA. Hilarious. I've seen the joke a long time ago, but I didnt see Gate's last words |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by freecocoa(f): 12:40am On Oct 13, 2011 |
Hehehe |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by r231(m): 7:40am On Oct 13, 2011 |
Lol |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by omo9ja1(m): 11:45am On Oct 13, 2011 |
yeah nice joke |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Nobody: 12:00pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
dryest joke of the year |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by gigabytes: 12:18pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
lollllllllllllllllllllllllll Nice one. |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by ogbongzky(m): 12:59pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
hahahaha, you really made my day with this. thanks man |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by engrj(m): 1:09pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Ibo man 4 u |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Nobody: 1:11pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
lol,thats an handsome jokie.funnie, dilluminati,you are so sad.Pathetic! |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Barrywhite8620: 1:54pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
U try small |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Nobody: 2:50pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Correct Igbo man. Very Daring. |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by MMM2(m): 2:55pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
op next time collect permission from me b4 using my father's name (BILLGATE) |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by blackmale(m): 3:47pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
cant comprehend it jare,,, |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Nobody: 5:11pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Nice One! |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Ajibel(m): 7:27pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
*rereads joke for the umpteenth time* |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by vic4vi(m): 9:22pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Dgunnerz(m): 9:24pm On Oct 13, 2011 |
I trowey salute for the creator of this Joke! Love it!!!! |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Ayowumie(m): 8:46am On Oct 14, 2011 |
Dgunnerz: |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Ajibel(m): 9:38am On Oct 14, 2011 |
Jokes rating 35% |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Nobody: 10:15am On Oct 14, 2011 |
^^^^It's a good joke Mr bad mouth. |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Type3: 10:32am On Oct 14, 2011 |
tyt lyk this.u finish work,gud one. |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by 1Emmy: 12:21pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Nice one |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by D781226XY: 1:30pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
hahahahahahaha, wow! really funny! |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by AlabaSlim: 4:19pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Funni |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Onyeasi(m): 5:01pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
*Where is the joke*? |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Dgunnerz(m): 5:24pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Onyeasi:Still in Transit! |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by oderemo(m): 7:41pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
Where is the joke*?must we show you the joke and show u how to laugh @ the joke and probably wipe the sweat off your face.? this section is not for minor by the way. next. reading isiah 54.{14 to 17.} |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by agentzakky(m): 11:58pm On Oct 14, 2011 |
have heard it before but i still laughed. good one. |
Re: Bill Gates Interview by Ecash1: 7:16am On Oct 15, 2011 |
Naija for life. We no dey carry last. |
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