The joke is on you.
The Bible says,'with all thy getting, get understanding'! Prov.4:7

When we say you don't understand the Bible, you'd scream you do. Now see what you are posting?

You only need to humbly study the Bible with Jehovah's Witnesses.

"he shall see his seed, he shall prolong his days, and the pleasure of the LORD shall prosper in his hand."

Did Satan get married to anyone?
Yet God's word said regarding Satan:

And I will put enmity between you and the woman and between your offspring and her offspring. He will crush your head, and you will strike him in the heel.” Genesis 3:15

Offspring or seed in this context isn't referring to children born biologically rather they are children through their conduct as they imitate the one whom through their attitude becomes their choice as father! John 8:44

MaxInDHouse:
You only need to humbly study the Bible with Jehovah's Witnesses.

"he shall see his seed, he shall prolong his days, and the pleasure of the LORD shall prosper in his hand."

Did Satan get married to anyone?
Yet God's word said regarding Satan:

And I will put enmity between you and the woman and between your offspring and her offspring. He will crush your head, and you will strike him in the heel.” Genesis 3:15

Offspring or seed in this context isn't referring to children born biologically rather they are children through their conduct as they imitate the one whom through their attitude becomes their choice as father! John 8:44

I thought that verse you quoted from Genesis was referring to the serpent.

wolesmile:

I thought that verse you quoted from Genesis was referring to the serpent.

YES!
Satan the devil is the real person behind it! Revelations 12:9

MaxInDHouse:
You only need to humbly study the Bible with Jehovah's Witnesses.

"he shall see his seed, he shall prolong his days, and the pleasure of the LORD shall prosper in his hand."

Did Satan get married to anyone?
Yet God's word said regarding Satan:

And I will put enmity between you and the woman and between your offspring and her offspring. He will crush your head, and you will strike him in the heel.” Genesis 3:15

Offspring or seed in this context isn't referring to children born biologically rather they are children through their conduct as they imitate the one whom through their attitude becomes their choice as father! John 8:44

Here are some of the other offspring in the Bible:

Isaiah 61:9 Their descendants will be known among the nations, and their offspring among the ...
... Their descendants will be known among the nations and their offspring among the peoples. All who see them will acknowledge that they are a people the LORD has blessed." Their descendants ...
https://biblehub.com/isaiah/61-9.htm
Acts 17:29 Therefore, being offspring of God, we should not think that the Divine Being is like ...
... "Therefore since we are God's offspring, we should not think that the divine being is like gold or silver or stone- an image made by human design and skill. And since ...
https://biblehub.com/acts/17-29.htm
Isaiah 48:19 Your descendants would have been as countless as the sand, and your offspring as ...
... been no need for your destruction, or for cutting off your family name." your offspring would have been like the sand, and your descendants like its grains; their name would ...
https://biblehub.com/isaiah/48-19.htm
Job 5:25 You will know that your offspring will be many, your descendants like the grass of ...
... children; your descendants will be as plentiful as grass! You shall know also that your offspring shall be many, and your descendants as the grass of the earth. You will know ...
https://biblehub.com/job/5-25.htm
Genesis 38:9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not belong to him; so whenever he would sleep ...
... slept with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. But Onan was not willing to have a child who would not be ...
https://biblehub.com/genesis/38-9.htm
Job 21:8 Their descendants are established around them, and their offspring before their ...
... They see their children established around them, their offspring before their eyes. They live to see their children grow up and settle down, and they enjoy their grandchildren. Their offspring ...
https://biblehub.com/job/21-8.htm
Job 27:14 Though his sons are many, they are destined for the sword; and his offspring will ...
... However many his children, their fate is the sword; his offspring will never have enough to eat. They may have many children, but the children will die in war or ...
https://biblehub.com/job/27-14.htm
Genesis 13:16 I will make your offspring like the dust of the earth, so that if one could count the ...
... I will make your offspring like the dust of the earth, so that if anyone could count the dust, then your offspring could be counted. And I will give you so ...
https://biblehub.com/genesis/13-16.htm
Deuteronomy 28:51 They will eat the offspring of your livestock and the produce of your land until you ...
... , calves, or lambs, and you will starve to death. It shall eat the offspring of your cattle and the fruit of your ground, until you are destroyed; it also ...
https://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/28-51.htm
Psalm 21:10 You will wipe their descendants from the earth, and their offspring from the sons of ...
... they will never have descendants. You will destroy their descendants from the earth, and their offspring from among the children of man. You will wipe their descendants from the earth, and ...
https://biblehub.com/psalms/21-10.htm
Isaiah 57:3 "But come here, you sons of a sorceress, you offspring of adulterers and ...
... "But you- come here, you children of a sorceress, you offspring of adulterers and prostitutes! "But you — come here, you witches' children, you offspring of ...
https://biblehub.com/isaiah/57-3.htm
Isaiah 44:3 For I will pour water on the thirsty land, and currents on the dry ground. I will ...
... land, and streams on the dry ground; I will pour out my Spirit on your offspring, and my blessing on your descendants. For I will pour out water to quench your ...
https://biblehub.com/isaiah/44-3.htm
Deuteronomy 28:11 The LORD will make you prosper abundantly--in the fruit of your womb, the offspring ...
... . The LORD will make you prosper abundantly — in the fruit of your womb, the offspring of your livestock, and the produce of your land — in the land that the LORD ...
https://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/28-11.htm
Isaiah 22:24 So they will hang on him the whole burden of his father's house: the descendants and ...
... All the glory of his family will hang on him: its offspring and offshoots- all its lesser vessels, from the bowls to all the jars. They will give him great responsibility ...
https://biblehub.com/isaiah/22-24.htm
Revelation 22:16 "I, Jesus, have sent My angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the ...
... my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star." "I , Jesus, have sent ...
https://biblehub.com/revelation/22-16.htm
Isaiah 65:23 They will not labor in vain or bear children doomed to disaster; for they will be a ...
... They shall not labor in vain or bear children for calamity, for they shall be the offspring of the blessed of the LORD, and their descendants with them. They will not labor ...
https://biblehub.com/isaiah/65-23.htm
Genesis 15:3 Abram continued, "Behold, You have given me no offspring, so a servant in my ...
... be my heir." And Abram said, "Behold, you have given me no offspring, and a member of my household will be my heir." Abram continued, " ...
https://biblehub.com/genesis/15-3.htm
Genesis 3:15 And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your seed and her seed. ...
... And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and hers; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel." And I ...
https://biblehub.com/genesis/3-15.htm
Deuteronomy 28:4 The fruit of your womb will be blessed, as well as the produce of your land and the ...
... and the lambs of your flocks. Your children and your crops will be blessed. The offspring of your herds and flocks will be blessed. Blessed shall be the fruit of your womb ...
https://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/28-4.htm
Isaiah 14:22 "I will rise up against them," declares the LORD of Hosts. "I will cut off from ...
... " declares the LORD Almighty. "I will wipe out Babylon's name and survivors, her offspring and descendants," declares the LORD. This is what the LORD of Heaven's Armies says ...
https://biblehub.com/isaiah/14-22.htm
Isaiah 57:4 Whom are you mocking? At whom do you snarl and stick out your tongue? Are you not ...
... you sneer and stick out your tongue? Are you not a brood of rebels, the offspring of liars? Whom do you mock, making faces and sticking out your tongues? You ...
https://biblehub.com/isaiah/57-4.htm
Exodus 13:12 you are to present to the LORD the firstborn male of every womb. All the firstborn ...
... you are to give over to the LORD the first offspring of every womb. All the firstborn males of your livestock belong to the LORD. you must present all firstborn sons and ...
https://biblehub.com/exodus/13-12.htm
Genesis 26:4 I will make your descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky, and I will give ...
... as the stars in the sky and will give them all these lands, and through your offspring all nations on earth will be blessed, I will cause your descendants to become as numerous ...
https://biblehub.com/genesis/26-4.htm
Malachi 2:15 Has not the LORD made them one, having a portion of the Spirit? And why one? Because ...
... belong to him in body and spirit. And what does the one God seek? Godly offspring. So be on your guard, and do not be unfaithful to the wife of your ...
https://biblehub.com/malachi/2-15.htm