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Psychoanalysis Test! by Chxta(m): 3:19pm On Jul 09, 2005 |
Read this question, come up with an answer, and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right - including me. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, She believed him to be her dream husband and she fell in love with him right there but did not ask for his number and no matter how hard she tried she could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister. Question: What is her motive for killing her sister? Give this some thought before coming up with an answer. Then scroll down to view the right answer. (Scroll Down) (Scroll Down) (Scroll Down) (Scroll Down) (Scroll Down) (Scroll Down) Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my buddy's list. Cheerio!!! |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by hotangel2(f): 11:49pm On Jul 09, 2005 |
Boo.. I am guessing you have to take me off your buddy list.. Cos The first thing that popped in my head after "she killed her sister" was... Awww, she want the man to come. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by diakim(m): 4:14pm On Jul 10, 2005 |
Thank God I am not a shrink |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by Seun(m): 6:39pm On Jul 10, 2005 |
hot-angel: Shhh ... you don't have to tell everyone about it! |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by hotangel2(f): 7:05pm On Jul 10, 2005 |
Ohhh my bad.. I was just responding to the post.. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by Seun(m): 10:08pm On Jul 10, 2005 |
hot-angel: Don't misunderstand me; I was also joking. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by hotangel2(f): 10:13pm On Jul 10, 2005 |
Seun.. I always have and will always understand you.. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by Chxta(m): 8:22am On Jul 11, 2005 |
Moderator, this thread wasn't meant to be a joke! |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by legry(m): 10:56am On Jul 11, 2005 |
O nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i got the answer right , o shit im a killer pleaseeee somebody help me i got the answer right boooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaa booooooo baaaaaaaaaa |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by Chizube(f): 11:14am On Jul 11, 2005 |
i thought that she killed her sister because she found out that her sister fell in love with the man that she met and did not know much about. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by Seun(m): 11:27am On Jul 11, 2005 |
Chxta, this thread is a joke. If you search the Internet you will discover that. The origin of the test s unknown, or can you point me to the professor who created this test? |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by hotangel2(f): 6:26pm On Jul 11, 2005 |
i thought that she killed her sister because she found out that her sister fell in love with the man that she met and did not know much about. Awww.. Good mind. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by loma(m): 11:25pm On Jul 12, 2005 |
Killers, zoom off, normal people, stay. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by hotangel2(f): 11:37pm On Jul 12, 2005 |
Which one are you loma? You r still here? |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by loma(m): 11:39pm On Jul 12, 2005 |
am back.just finished a meeting with my prof. how bodi? shey e dey rain for ur side too? Me i be both killer and normal pesin.Actually i had seen the joke somewhere b4 |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by hotangel2(f): 11:42pm On Jul 12, 2005 |
o000ookay, w00t! take it slow with your broken english. we are just ordinary people...take it slowwww..Anyways did your prof beat you? I am fine, and it ain't raning here. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by loma(m): 11:44pm On Jul 12, 2005 |
To speak correct English. No, my prof didnt beat me,that would have been a monstrousity.he actually commended me for my dilligence,hard work,etc. I cant continue,because I dont like blowing my own trumpet. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by hotangel2(f): 11:46pm On Jul 12, 2005 |
hehe, Good boy. You are hard working uh? Great! |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by WesleyanA(f): 8:49am On Aug 12, 2005 |
that was quite easy. you gave us too much time to think about it. hehe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- READ THE QUESTIONS FIRST! COME UP WITH AN ANSWER AND THEN SCROLL DOWN TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates. Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your Choice? Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer. ---------------------------------------------- Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B: is Winston Churchill. Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the Ark Professionals built the Titanic and in case you never saw this one..! .... Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 435 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. pass this on if u think its interesting... 1 Like |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by amaks: 4:18pm On Oct 27, 2007 |
wow!! a funny,revealing n informative tread. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by folahann(m): 1:42am On Oct 28, 2007 |
amazing |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by mimiko(f): 5:05am On Oct 28, 2007 |
ve not been around for a while and i see i dint really miss much |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by kronkykay(m): 8:02am On Oct 28, 2007 |
quite nice thoh |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by Migines(m): 7:30am On Oct 31, 2007 |
Funny enuf, i tot of it then laffed and changed my mind dat mayb hes her sisters boy friend. |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by Nobody: 7:41pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Gosh I judge too much and I repent henceforth |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by bluespice(f): 3:07am On Apr 18, 2008 |
ok i am a psychopath according to the first one and i didnt kill the guy and i voted for Rosvelt and i assumed that the house u were talking of was the nigerian senate (btw are they just under 500) gosh i think i am a real psychopath |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by tufe(m): 3:19pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
@post nice |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by folly69(m): 3:30pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
hmmmmn dats somthin to think about |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by tufe(m): 3:37pm On Apr 18, 2008 |
folly, i'm sure you got the answer |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by mamagee6(f): 6:01pm On Aug 10, 2009 |
*rolls eyes and leaves* |
Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by tempest01(m): 7:44pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
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Re: Psychoanalysis Test! by EfemenaXY: 9:48am On Jun 12, 2010 |
Ok, so I'm a serial killer - big deal |
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