Okay, this isn't really news-worthy, and it probably belongs somewhere in "Entertainment" instead of "Linux/Unix/Windows/OSX," but sometimes geeks have to play, right? Some of The Guru and Newbies in Nairaland should be paying homage this week to one of the internet's favorite names, Chuck Norris. Come join in the silliness abi everything should not be about missing drivers and slow systems make we show at least we in the computer section too can have fun! LoL

OK i will start

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

The first time Chuck Norris had a wet dream he nearly drown.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Here is little story about Stree Fighter 2 game some people didn't know.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick.
When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris vacationed once in the Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris is not has big and Hunk as a Stanlion, naa a Starlion is as big and strong has Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

ROFLMAO!

This thread has got to be the best I have seen in a long time!

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Chuck Norris vacationed once in the Virgin Islands. Now they are just The Islands.

Abeg o!, no kill me with laff for here!

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

when Chuck Norris Does Push ups, He doesnt left him self up, he pushes Earth Down

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.

Once a Big Strong bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and pupus them out transformed into a robot.

Guns don't kill people - Chuck Norris kills people