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Break My Virginity by Onyeasi(m): 11:48am On Oct 20, 2011
I want to break my virginity. Who wants to help. I'm counting on you and you. . . . . . 3 rounds a day is not bad to break a virgin
Re: Break My Virginity by lilkech(m): 11:54am On Oct 20, 2011
Onyeoshi, i know that its alright to be stewpid, but you are trying to make a 'career' out of it
Re: Break My Virginity by Onyeasi(m): 11:57am On Oct 20, 2011
Strictly forladieshoootttt chicks
Re: Break My Virginity by Nobody: 9:58pm On Oct 20, 2011
this days n/landers have no jokes to posty
Re: Break My Virginity by StudioCFR(m): 10:21pm On Oct 20, 2011
Prettiebony

OP wants to break his virginity

I know u are a cheerful giver grin
Re: Break My Virginity by Onyeasi(m): 12:01am On Oct 21, 2011
Studio CFR:

Prettiebony

OP wants to break his virginity

I know u are a cheerful giver grin
I love mehn for that comment

@prettyebony
'One good turn deserves another'
Re: Break My Virginity by Ajibel(m): 3:57am On Oct 21, 2011
Onyeosi u wanna steal sb nwunye??
Re: Break My Virginity by eldav(m): 10:06am On Oct 21, 2011
Abeg make shut una smelly mouths. . .

all dis dirty yoruba boys sef. .
Re: Break My Virginity by Nobody: 10:22am On Oct 21, 2011
All of you shld get out b4 i fall out wif you all
Re: Break My Virginity by Nobody: 10:27am On Oct 21, 2011
no mind them na so all this yoruba boys wey dey use their hands wash their anus after excreting dey stewpid
Re: Break My Virginity by Nobody: 10:31am On Oct 21, 2011
How the hell is this a joke?
Re: Break My Virginity by StudioCFR(m): 10:42am On Oct 21, 2011
eldav:

Abeg make shut una smelly mouths. . .

all dis dirty yoruba boys sef. .

Be civil. . .
Stop being tribalistic

If u dont have brain to reason properly cant u go and rent one?
Abi u dont have Moiney? grin grin



@PRETTY.E'PUNNY
Got my eyes on u tribalistic girl

i mean dis in a good way grin
Re: Break My Virginity by Nobody: 10:48am On Oct 21, 2011
studio you are only tryin to defend your self because that is what you do.




i also mean mine in a good way
Re: Break My Virginity by StudioCFR(m): 11:32am On Oct 21, 2011
PRETTY.E'PUNNY sweerie,

Are u Ibo?

Why are u dark skinned. .cant u bleach?

Abi u dont have moiney?
Lol
Re: Break My Virginity by lilkech(m): 1:20pm On Oct 21, 2011
The OP. seems to be better at s e x than everyone, now all he needs is a partner (that is the kind of man that we Nigerian scientists will use as a blueprint to CLONE AN EEDIOT)
Re: Break My Virginity by eldav(m): 8:46pm On Oct 21, 2011
studio


Man cant u pretend to b a gentleman nd talk lyk 1 4 once?u dis f.ck juice.

Look how your famished veins dey pop out cos of small talk.

Crawl bck into dat hole u came out 4rm b/4 i change am 4 u.
Re: Break My Virginity by eldav(m): 9:01pm On Oct 21, 2011
i dey miss some guyz here oooo
Re: Break My Virginity by cantell(m): 9:32pm On Oct 21, 2011
lilkech:

Onyeoshi, i know that its alright to be stewpid, but you are trying to make a 'career' out of it
Lol.
Re: Break My Virginity by Nobody: 9:50pm On Oct 21, 2011
eldav:

studio


Man cant u pretend to b a gentleman nd talk lyk 1 4 once?u dis f.ck juice.

Look how your famished veins dey pop out cos of small talk.

Crawl bck into dat hole u came out 4rm b/4 i change am 4 u.

grin grin grin grin
Re: Break My Virginity by Onyeasi(m): 11:58pm On Oct 21, 2011
What da 4ck is this. . Circulating my thread to argumentative tribalistict gender. I won't extort this. I need mellifluous formalism.
If I provoke, na so I dey blow grammar.
@rokiatu. Hw far na??

@likeh aka boi- boi. *disappear*
Re: Break My Virginity by StudioCFR(m): 5:27am On Oct 22, 2011
eldav:

studio


Man cant u pretend to b a gentleman nd talk lyk 1 4 once?u dis f.ck juice.

Look how your famished veins dey pop out cos of small talk.

Crawl bck into dat hole u came out 4rm b/4 i change am 4 u.

Bigot!

I know sey u go wan turn dis small argument to fight as usual. . grin grin . . .
Little wonder you're having problem with your Albino girl friend.
Re: Break My Virginity by eldav(m): 7:53am On Oct 22, 2011
hmm. . .

I knew u would make me look lyk a bad guy,datz why i dnt lyk talkin sense into pus.si.es lyk u
Re: Break My Virginity by lilkech(m): 8:36am On Oct 22, 2011
@dani & ben: have you noticed a fast growing trend of people referring to me as 'boi boi', now a ask both of you "is it good?", if i start now you will start threatening to lock my thread , warm them oh! I NOR GBADUN AM AT ALL AND I DEY SABI QUICK VEX
Re: Break My Virginity by Nobody: 10:13am On Oct 22, 2011
but u jst said in ur letter dat u live with ur madam that makes u a house boi
Re: Break My Virginity by lilkech(m): 11:01am On Oct 22, 2011
^^^ she started it
Re: Break My Virginity by StudioCFR(m): 2:29pm On Oct 22, 2011
eldav:

hmm. . .

I knew u would make me look lyk a bad guy,datz why i dnt lyk talkin sense into pus.si.es lyk u

what are u saying?

Sounds like something a poor lonely disturbed person would say

abeg face your front make people no think sey u be my friend

mtchew grin grin
Re: Break My Virginity by eldav(m): 5:10pm On Oct 22, 2011
i knw u r one of life's casualty . . But u dnt hv 2 let all knw.

Abt being your friend,dat dry line of urs is . . .well dry,nd trust me i dnt wanna be friends with a dirty yoruba boy lyk u,so dat u nor go dey pour me spit 4rm an unwashed mouth in d name of talkin.

I knw u wanta b friends with a successful blessed,PROUDLY IGBO man lyk me bt. . . .tough sh.it. grin grin
Re: Break My Virginity by Sophizzy(f): 6:37pm On Oct 22, 2011
Ouch!
Re: Break My Virginity by sylve11: 7:15pm On Oct 22, 2011
na wa o cool
Re: Break My Virginity by Ajibel(m): 7:18pm On Oct 22, 2011
The mods would be blind to this!
Re: Break My Virginity by StudioCFR(m): 7:23pm On Oct 22, 2011
eldav:

i knw u r one of life's casualty . . But u dnt hv 2 let all knw.

Abt being your friend,dat dry line of urs is . . .well dry,nd trust me i dnt wanna be friends with a dirty yoruba boy lyk u,so dat u nor go dey pour me spit 4rm an unwashed mouth in d name of talkin.

I knw u wanta b friends with a successful blessed,PROUDLY IGBO man lyk me bt. . . .tough sh.it. grin grin

Rebuke is greater to the wise than hundred blows on a fooool

I dey feel your pain sir Mr Eldav Njoku Cyril grin grin
Re: Break My Virginity by eldav(m): 8:06am On Oct 23, 2011
dry response

just lyk ur bony chest. grin grin grin

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