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The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by geoworldedu: 7:50pm On Oct 11, 2023
We all know the bible character David. He was a man after the Christian god's heart. Whatever he does is pleasing to Jehovah. And whichever is not pleasing to Jehovah, he will rebuke him.
Saul the king asked David to fetch 200 joysticks of the Palestinians and he willingly did and it pleased Jehovah his god. How do bloody? How can a man and his god be so callous?

The war between Israel and Palestine started thousands of years back and it can never end. I mean how will a land forgive you after cutting off their joysticks? It is so inhumane. If you want to kill for your god, just kill, not humiliating in that way. But why should any sane man even kill for an idiotic god like Jehovah or Allah? It makes no sense at all.

1 Samuel 18:27
David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their joysticks and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
This is a man after the heart of the Christian god. SMH for Jehovah undecided

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Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by Nairalander248: 8:53pm On Oct 11, 2023
geoworldedu:
We all know the bible character David. He was a man after the Christian god's heart. Whatever he does is pleasing to Jehovah. And whichever is not pleasing to Jehovah, he will rebuke him.
Saul the king asked David to fetch 200 joysticks of the Palestinians and he willingly did and it pleased Jehovah his god. How do bloody? How can a man and his god be so callous?

The war between Israel and Palestine started thousands of years back and it can never end. I mean how will a land forgive you after cutting off their joysticks? It is so inhumane. If you want to kill for your god, just kill, not humiliating in that way. But why should any sane man even kill for an idiotic god like Jehovah or Allah? It makes no sense at all.

1 Samuel 18:27
David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their joysticks and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
This is a man after the heart of the Christian god. SMH for Jehovah undecided

Deuteronomy 28:7
Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by LikeAking: 10:48pm On Oct 11, 2023
geoworldedu:
We all know the bible character David. He was a man after the Christian god's heart. Whatever he does is pleasing to Jehovah. And whichever is not pleasing to Jehovah, he will rebuke him.
Saul the king asked David to fetch 200 joysticks of the Palestinians and he willingly did and it pleased Jehovah his god. How do bloody? How can a man and his god be so callous?

The war between Israel and Palestine started thousands of years back and it can never end. I mean how will a land forgive you after cutting off their joysticks? It is so inhumane. If you want to kill for your god, just kill, not humiliating in that way. But why should any sane man even kill for an idiotic god like Jehovah or Allah? It makes no sense at all.

1 Samuel 18:27
David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their joysticks and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
This is a man after the heart of the Christian god. SMH for Jehovah undecided

200 joy sticks for ritual money..

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Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by geoworldedu: 1:08am On Oct 12, 2023
LikeAking:


200 joy sticks for ritual money..

Yes o. And they will be telling us that oyinbo don't do rituals. What did they do with Jephthah's first daughter that year? Even Isaac escaped money ritual by a skin of his teeth.
Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by joyandfaith: 7:54am On Oct 12, 2023
geoworldedu:
We all know the bible character David. He was a man after the Christian god's heart. Whatever he does is pleasing to Jehovah. And whichever is not pleasing to Jehovah, he will rebuke him.
Saul the king asked David to fetch 200 joysticks of the Palestinians and he willingly did and it pleased Jehovah his god. How do bloody? How can a man and his god be so callous?

The war between Israel and Palestine started thousands of years back and it can never end. I mean how will a land forgive you after cutting off their joysticks? It is so inhumane. If you want to kill for your god, just kill, not humiliating in that way. But why should any sane man even kill for an idiotic god like Jehovah or Allah? It makes no sense at all.

1 Samuel 18:27
David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their joysticks and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
This is a man after the heart of the Christian god. SMH for Jehovah undecided

Not joystick but foreskins. For two reasons- philistines are uncircumcised. A form of counting scores.
Secondly, as a way of humiliating them. Philistines worshiped a god dedicated to phallus.

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Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by geoworldedu: 1:08pm On Oct 12, 2023
joyandfaith:


Not joystick but foreskins. For two reasons- philistines are uncircumcised. A form of counting scores.
Secondly, as a way of humiliating them. Philistines worshiped a god dedicated to phallus.

Pls define foreskin please.
So because they worship phallus they deserved to be humiliated? So we should humiliate people for worshipping Allah or Sango or Ogun ba undecided

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Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by MrColdsweat: 12:54pm On Nov 09, 2023
Christians are brain dead fools who blindly accept whatever foolishness given to them. They have no power to think for themselves.

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Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by sonmvayina(m): 7:52pm On Nov 09, 2023
Hahahahaha

The letter killeth..
I can only reveal the message in that story if I get 10 likes..

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Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by Dtruthspeaker: 2:33am On Nov 10, 2023
geoworldedu:

Pls define foreskin please.
So because they worship phallus they deserved to be humiliated? So we should humiliate people for worshipping Allah or Sango or Ogun ba undecided

Which kain mumu b dis? They humiliated them because they were at war.

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Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by Dtruthspeaker: 2:35am On Nov 10, 2023
MrColdsweat:
Christians are brain dead fools who blindly accept whatever foolishness given to them. They have no power to think for themselves.

Says the brain dead follow follow atheists who foolishly accepts whatever is popular lacking piower to think.

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Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by geoworldedu: 5:51am On Nov 10, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


Which kain mumu b dis? They humiliated them because they were at war.
You are the most senseless being after your god that I've ever seen. grin hippopotamus
Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by Dtruthspeaker: 8:10am On Nov 10, 2023
geoworldedu:

You are the most senseless being after your god that I've ever seen. grin hippopotamus

Says the sense none being after his mumuest self that i see everyday. grin
Mad cow!
Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by MrColdsweat: 10:09am On Nov 10, 2023
Dtruthspeaker:


Says the brain dead follow follow atheists who foolishly accept whatever is popular lacking piower to think.
Mr attention seeker, you have my attention. What do you want?
Re: The Story Of How David Cut 200 joysticks Of The Palestines by Chibuezem(m): 6:59am On Dec 09, 2023
geoworldedu:
We all know the bible character David. He was a man after the Christian god's heart. Whatever he does is pleasing to Jehovah. And whichever is not pleasing to Jehovah, he will rebuke him.
Saul the king asked David to fetch 200 joysticks of the Palestinians and he willingly did and it pleased Jehovah his god. How do bloody? How can a man and his god be so callous?

The war between Israel and Palestine started thousands of years back and it can never end. I mean how will a land forgive you after cutting off their joysticks? It is so inhumane. If you want to kill for your god, just kill, not humiliating in that way. But why should any sane man even kill for an idiotic god like Jehovah or Allah? It makes no sense at all.

1 Samuel 18:27
David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their joysticks and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
This is a man after the heart of the Christian god. SMH for Jehovah undecided
I laugh at your ignorance, the god of this world has blinded you that you can't see talk more of understanding the gospel. You run to and fro with your corrupt understanding of scriptures failing to see and acknowledge the power of Chukwu okike. Keep on burning the flames of ignorance.

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