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Three Wise Women by silvertuke(m): 10:37am On Oct 23, 2011
What would have happened if it had been the three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men ?
They would have asked directions ,
arrived on time …
helped deliver the baby …
cleaned the stable …
brought practical gifts …
and made a casserole
But what would they have said as they left, ?
As they left, they would have said……,
"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
"Can you believe that they let all of those disgusting animals in there!"
"And that donkey they are riding has seen better days too!"
"I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"
Want to bet on how long it will take before you get your casserole dish back?"
"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"
"Virgin, my foot! I knew her in school !

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Re: Three Wise Women by Ajibel(m): 10:50am On Oct 23, 2011
A very stale sunday joke from a joker who ought to know better
Re: Three Wise Women by eldav(m): 11:50am On Oct 23, 2011
Is it my turn to laugh,yet?
Re: Three Wise Women by butterflyy(f): 12:04pm On Oct 23, 2011
Yeah,me like it.
Re: Three Wise Women by ARareGem(f): 1:14pm On Oct 23, 2011
Now, that was funny.
Re: Three Wise Women by Nobody: 10:47pm On Oct 24, 2011
silvertuke now tell me do you gossip because you sound much like a cheap gossip
Re: Three Wise Women by mikuz(m): 1:33pm On Oct 26, 2011
Ajibel you well so?
Re: Three Wise Women by Ajibel(m): 11:03pm On Oct 26, 2011
^^^e be like say u too dey my condition of unwellness for knowing am not well.
Re: Three Wise Women by kestare(m): 5:16pm On Nov 26, 2011
E be like say your sense don decay, cos you just criticize like a monkey!!
you dey jonz ooo!!!
Re: Three Wise Women by BCuZiMBlaCk(m): 10:07pm On Nov 26, 2011
I like the joke

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